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heard a good joke yesterday.

what happened to the chevy when it sank in the lake?



IT SUNK LIKE A ROCK!

any one else got some good ones?

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Two men who were camping together for about a week really started to get on each others nerves. One man says to the other, "Today, I'm going to go north. You go south and we'll meet back here later tonight and tell each other what we saw."

That night one man says to the other, "Well, what did you do?"

He replied, "I went north and came upon a beatiful meadow full of flowers, birds and wild deer, so I just sat back and enjoyed my day. What about you?"

The other man said, "Today, I went south and came upon a girl tied to a railroad track. I untied her and we had sex in every position you can imagine."

His friend was shocked. "Wow. Did you get a blow job too?"

"No. I couldn't find her head."

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"No. I couldn't find her head."
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LOL that's funny

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"No. I couldn't find her head."
I love a sick sense of humor
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oh wait forgot to add a joke

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone









you can't hear a vitamin
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