Originally Posted by Damager
.. then another one comes, but I think I hoping a bit more than 'having' so I run in there and while I am laughing I proceed to push and sh1t in my pants .. so, then he is the one that starts laughing..... dumb kids
Holy shit, that was funny!
When I was dating Kris, she and her sister were sitting in Kris' room while at her computer. Her dad had to let one go, and being the courteous guy that he is, he ducks around the corner into the hall, turns around and let's it fly...........in Kris' direction! They both yelled at him, to which his only response was, "whoops"
Years before that, my brother and I were just kids, and were walking home after a day of playing with our friends, when all of a sudden, he stops, crosses his feet, and just stands there with what looked like, a forced smile. I couldn't figure it out, so I asked him, "what're you doing?" He apparently relaxed, then said, "nothing" and we went home. Next day, same thing, crossed feet, forced smile. By this time I caught on, "you're trying not to shit yourself, aren't you?" He was 8, I was 11