Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sonoma County CA
Bronco Info: 1995 5.8 &1993 5.8 both sold, all the way back with a 94
Just had a recent thread on this, but I'll play. Only because Chevy's are absolute garbage, I've had 3 new ones since 2000 and will never buy another. Problems too many to list on ALL of them, and got a 10G lemon law lawsuit on one of them. Actually 13G but the lawyer got 3k.
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
How do Gay guys come out to their parents?
They say "I like Chevy's"
Last edited by BurlyQ; 03-05-2011 at 02:05 AM.