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post #221 of 224 (permalink) Old 03-18-2017, 10:17 AM
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,"Things are great and I've never felt better! I now have a 30 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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So a man and a women get married. He works out of town during the week, and comes home on the weekends.
Husband comes home, wife says, "Honey the car won't start can you take a look at?"
He says, "Who and the hell do I look like Mr Goodwrench?" She calls a repairman, he goes out of town and a few weeks later on another weekend, he comes home.
Wife says, "Honey the washer won't spin, can you take a look at it?"
"Who in the hell do I look like The Maytag Man?" She calls a repairman, he goes out of town again and a few weeks later, he comes home.
Wife says "Honey the A/C went out but a young man came by, he fixed it and said for payment he wanted me to bake him a cake or I had to have sex with him."
Husband says, "What kind of cake did you bake him?"
She says, "Who in the hell do I look like Betty Crocker?"
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