Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Bronco Info: 92 XLT 5.8L 4" tuff country lift, 35" BFG
So a man and a women get married. He works out of town during the week, and comes home on the weekends.
Husband comes home, wife says, "Honey the car won't start can you take a look at?"
He says, "Who and the hell do I look like Mr Goodwrench?" She calls a repairman, he goes out of town and a few weeks later on another weekend, he comes home.
Wife says, "Honey the washer won't spin, can you take a look at it?"
"Who in the hell do I look like The Maytag Man?" She calls a repairman, he goes out of town again and a few weeks later, he comes home.
Wife says "Honey the A/C went out but a young man came by, he fixed it and said for payment he wanted me to bake him a cake or I had to have sex with him."
Husband says, "What kind of cake did you bake him?"
She says, "Who in the hell do I look like Betty Crocker?"
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