About a week after i got my 78 i decided to put in some new seats, the originals were see through. well i was so excited once i got the drivers in i wanted to go play, and we just had a wicked rain storm so texas mud was abundant. i threw the passenger in and tightened some nuts and grabbed the wife and headed out. well the first run up my fav hill.... i heard this pop and looked over at the wife and all i seen was feet! i looked back and she was hanging on to the seat belt for dear life, so im headed up hill sliding everywhere and it dawned on me that the bolts i tightened were for the bracket to floor and not the seat to bracket bolts..... well she hasnt been in the truck since and still hasnt realized how funny it was afterward.

:histerica :histerica you did it on purpose you don't have to lie to us

I wouldve probably rolled the bronco going up the hill for laughing at her so hard, lol. Thats funny man.

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bet you wish you had your camera handy on that one... :histerica

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I'de a told her "this should be incentive to drop a few pounds hunny"

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I'de a told her "this should be incentive to drop a few pounds hunny"
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I'de a told her "this should be incentive to drop a few pounds hunny"


This is an example of what NOT to say to your wife... unless of course you're not wantin' ANY for a while, and you like burnt food... :twak :slap :wacko :brownbag

but.... it was :histerica :histerica :shocked :histerica :histerica :goodfinge

LOL... :rebelflag

I'de a told her "this should be incentive to drop a few pounds hunny"

imagine how that would have gone over haha not only did i throw her in the back but to say that... id would have to sleep with one eye open and watch everything she cooked... " honey these pancakes smell like paint thinner"??? i wish i had one of those in cab cameras id be on either americas funnist videos or jerry springer

.... i heard this pop and looked over at the wife and all i seen was feet!

*snicker*

hahahaha, that's beautiful ... definatly worth remembering :thumbup

haha! thats a great story.

hey Damager, the stick figure in your sig. is awsome.

haha! thats a great story.

hey Damager, the stick figure in your sig. is awsome.


hehehe :thumbup he'e tearin' some shit up huh? :rockon

Frickin hilarious. I don't think I could get my wife back in the Bronc if that happened to her..... When wheeling, she prefers riding in the 97 Pathfinder with AC and heated leather seats anyway. Not as much fun to hammer on of course!

I took my old lady wheeling in the DEEP SNOW one time, and she gets motion sick real freggin easy. We were slipping and sliding around in 20 inches of snow, I was having fun but when we got home, she went and threw up. Never been wheeling with me since....

Oh well...

:shocked My female opinion of this is that it was a very funny story. I wouldn't have trouble getting back in the Bronco. But, you can bet I'd have a good look at that seat before getting in again, in fact, I'd probably have my husband get in the passenger seat and I'll drive.

By the way guys, any "weight" jokes for women in general are the #1 reason for divorce. :rockon

That's fawking funny! Would it make me a bad man if I stole your idea & took my wife wheelin' this weekend? :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica

:doh: Damn man.....

me my girl my friend and his girl were commin back from gettin my friends f150 stuck in 2 feet of snow (at the end of april...Thank you Upper peninsula) on the way back i had to blast through some deep muddy ruts. One of them sent my front end into the air and towars the cliff lined with smaller trees. my front tires caught after my rears bucked up and i caught the road just in time to hear my girl scream at the top of her lungs (right in my ear) not only did i nearly shit my self for almost going off road literally and killing up i got a shreiking banshee callin in my ear. lookin back its the funniest thing that happened in the last two weeks...I love my bronco

Man this cracks me up everytime I see it. Gives me too many ideas though. Hee hee :histerica