A Navy seaman, an Air Force airman, and an Army private are all standing at the urinals taking a piss. When finished they all walk towards the sink.

The private washes his hands and walks over and takes a massive amount of paper towls and dries his hands. He states "In the Army they teach us to be thorough".

The seaman washes his hands and walks over and takes one paper towel from the dispenser, dries his hands, and states, "In the Navy they teach us to be effiecient".

The airman stands looking at both of them. Laughs and says, "In the Air Force they teach us not to piss on our hands". :toothless

The airman stands looking at both of them. Laughs and says, "In the Air Force they teach us not to piss on our hands". :toothless


so i take it you dont piss on your hands

so i take it you dont piss on your hands
What do you think they teach them in the Air Force?

Ok I got one for you.
Three generals (Air Force,Army,and Marine Corps) were standing on the flightline during a large joint operations exercise. The Army General starts talking about how bad ass the Army is. He then says watch this. Calls a private over and says "see that tank go stand in front of it and not let it pass your position." The private says "yes sir" runs over and stands in the path of this tank. The tank runs him over and kills him. The Marine Generals says alright and then calls a private over from the Marine platoon standing nearby and grabs a hand grenade from him. He then throws it right in the middle of that same platoon of Marine's. The private runs over and dives on top of it killing himself and saving his fellow buddies. Then the Air Force General laughs and says his turn. He looks over and there is a Airmen working on top of an airplane and yells up to him "hey airmen" the airmen looks down at him and yells back "what?" The General says "get down here right now." The airmen then yells back "fuc* you"

:lolup:lolup:lolup:lolup:lolup

*AHEM*

And now for some classic American Literature...

"When I was young and had no sense, I took a piss on an electric fence.
It curled my hair and tickled my balls, it made me sh!t my overalls."