89XLTBRONCO
10-06-2008, 05:26 PM
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
A lil food for thought.
Gillamonster
10-06-2008, 05:46 PM
i like it, im effecient,
i wonder how green my emmisions are though
SigEpBlue
10-06-2008, 06:19 PM
Investion? :toothless
:rofl: I muttered "oh, Lord," to myself as I clicked on this thread...
jackhart
10-06-2008, 06:26 PM
IfBut, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
that comes out to about $2.80 a sixpack, and getting .10 deposit back for each can. if you are getting only .05 per can, halve that amount.
so what kind of shit beer is this guy drinking anyway?
89XLTBRONCO
10-06-2008, 11:00 PM
Investion? :toothless
:rofl: I muttered "oh, Lord," to myself as I clicked on this thread...
Yeah I was a typo. Already posted it when I realized. Its whatever
that comes out to about $2.80 a sixpack, and getting .10 deposit back for each can. if you are getting only .05 per can, halve that amount.
so what kind of shit beer is this guy drinking anyway?
HAHA the beast.. blah.. naw that not the point.. its a joke.. dont gotta put that much thought into it..
happster
10-06-2008, 11:06 PM
i think the average mpg for a college student in the US is a little different... i don't feel very efficient.
Handy_andy_cv64
10-07-2008, 02:01 AM
i like it, im effecient,
i wonder how green my emmisions are though
Go ask your friendly neighborhood Department of Ecology...especially after a binge nite of animal beer and hard-boiled eggs!:uke: