:histerica



How you know you're from Georgia.



1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna.

2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the

distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.

7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

8. You measure distance in minutes.

9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

11. You know cow pies are not made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding.

13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait

all in the same store.

15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed

Crew Cab is.

16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.

17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

18. You actually get these jokes and are 'fixin' to send them to your friends.

19. You want to go back to Georgia where everything is normal.

20. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"

"Yeah."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."



Don't be a stick in the mud. You know this is funny, whether you're from

here or not!

"You wanna coke?"

"Yeah."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."

:histerica

:rofl:

Good stuff. It all applies to Alabama too

Applys to Tennessee too. And I live in Smyrna, Can you pronounce it??

so very very true

Applys to Tennessee too. And I live in Smyrna, Can you pronounce it??

I've been through Smer-Nuh or by it's exit before anyways because I remember it had a funny name. For work I'm sure. Is it over towards Jackson?

I had the same thing sent to me and it applies to Alabama as well. Only difference is the cities; Sylacauga, Opelika, and quite a few others that I can't think of right now.

Wow, I guess i am 100% Georgian, born and raised here all my life might as well be! Most of its true!

yea born and raised in georgia follow it to the tee
:beer:rockon

Applys to Tennessee too. And I live in Smyrna, Can you pronounce it??
I can, we have Smyrna, GA. ;)

I just got another good one...

Things I learned being from Georgia

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Georgia ..

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Georgia ..

4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.

6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

7. 'Jaw-P?' means, 'Did y'all go to the bathroom?

8. People actually grow and eat okra.

9. 'Fixinto' is one word.

10. There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then there is supper.

11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.

12. Backwards and forwards means, 'I know everything about you.'

13. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning, 'Did you eat ?'

14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.

16. You measure distance in minutes.

17. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

18. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

19. You know what a 'DAWG' is.

20. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.

21. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.

22. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.

23. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

24. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm.'

25. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer,
still summer, and Christmas.

26. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as
'goin' Wal-Martin' or 'off to Wally World.'

27. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees)
as good stew weather.

28. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

29. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.

30. You understand these jokes and forward them to
your Georgia friends and those who just wish they were from Georgia .

27. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees)
as good stew weather.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!:toothless

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I know!! It's that time. I got these guys at work spoiled...they keep bugging me, "is it cold enough for stew yet?"

yep, those apply to arkansas as well!!

i've never lived in georigia and a lot of them apply to me. haha this one is my favorite, even though most people have lost this kinda work ethics:

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

Dude that’s the funniest crap I've read all day.