: Good truck names....


manic_mechanic
12-09-2009, 03:29 AM
While we're at it, I'm looking for a name for my new toy...any suggestions? Here's a pic of this zombified F-100 custom that I am currently intent on playing Dr. Frankenstein with:


http://i48.tinypic.com/4zzw4k.jpg



Bone Stripper? Bone Shaker? Bone Daddy? Death-100? Haha....allright it's late....

"She may not be the prettiest gal at the dance, but....she'll turn a head or two." - Kelsey Grammer's penis-tattooed character from Down Periscope


Truth be told, I wanna take her back to the classic look so any paint ideas would be great as well....hell, anything you guys wanna contribute I'll listen!

This is my first old school Ford truck so I'm treading into uncharted water.

rcracerx
12-09-2009, 03:52 AM
Bessie

liltimmy08
12-09-2009, 04:04 AM
White turd

SigEpBlue
12-09-2009, 04:09 AM
Cracker

BigUgly88EB
12-09-2009, 10:50 AM
Hmm...never named any of my trucks. They only have names when I'm working on them.

Just to name a few: Mother F*cker, Son of a B*tch, F*ckin Pile of Sh*t, G**damn Mother F*ckin Son of a Whore Bastard. That last one is reserved only for the Bronco, though. It holds a special place in my heart. Feel free to get creative and combine any of those names to make your own unique one.

78'460
12-09-2009, 10:51 AM
Those are all great names :histerica

No but nice f-100 Wish I could find a short box reg cab of those year range.

XDAILY
12-09-2009, 10:54 AM
Hmm Ive never named any of my trucks.

Right now I call it "the bronco" - ingenious isnt it?:rockon

Redwagon
12-09-2009, 11:10 AM
money pit...

pile of shit...

total loss...

bnkrtstk
12-09-2009, 11:51 AM
Scrap value

manic_mechanic
12-09-2009, 11:52 AM
ouch

BRONCONUT
12-09-2009, 12:05 PM
Bessie

X2

rcracerx
12-09-2009, 12:30 PM
Box clunker, or if it's 92-96 bubble clunker

96THOR
12-09-2009, 01:02 PM
Uncle Jessie....

ford_munky_man
12-09-2009, 01:02 PM
Mines Big Buck for short, long is Big Buck the Bucking Bronco ;) and my truck is The Nasty (I think, been a while since I called her by name) (Oh and my bronco is a guy btw, It's to tough to be a girl!)

rhauf
12-09-2009, 01:38 PM
I attempted to name mine once.. but the only fitting names i could come up with were whore names. why? because she'll climb anything, she's dirty, she'll give you one hell of a ride, shes loud, shes cheap, she's fast.. theres more i cant think of.

a friend of mine had a sparkly pink car for a while which is mom sold him cheap. that he never got re-painted. that car was named Herold, and often got him hit on by men. best thing ever.

mudduck
12-09-2009, 01:49 PM
Junkyard Reject

89bronco "dragon"
12-09-2009, 01:52 PM
my buddies call mine the dragon after i caught the engine compartment on fire and had to put it out with some beers. sad sad day

CSparks109
12-09-2009, 02:09 PM
"99 Problems"

manic_mechanic
12-09-2009, 02:18 PM
I attempted to name mine once.. but the only fitting names i could come up with were whore names. why? because she'll climb anything, she's dirty, she'll give you one hell of a ride, shes loud, shes cheap, she's fast.. theres more i cant think of.

a friend of mine had a sparkly pink car for a while which is mom sold him cheap. that he never got re-painted. that car was named Herold, and often got him hit on by men. best thing ever.

Haha!



I did Like Uncle Jesse somewhere up there, that's not bad.

justin
12-09-2009, 02:34 PM
Specs?

RatchetRatchet
12-09-2009, 05:02 PM
ima start calling my bronco nemesis because ever since i started trying to put it on the road its been against me

Rednek Renegade
12-09-2009, 06:22 PM
Car Ramrod :thumbup

wildbronco83
12-09-2009, 06:27 PM
Bessie

x3

Dirtdigger
12-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Bessie

X2

x3

Someone's gonna need to break out a big box of Kleenex when turd reads this. :cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry :histerica

BRONCONUT
12-09-2009, 06:37 PM
Someone's gonna need to break out a big box of Kleenex when turd reads this. :cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry :histerica

Why we wont here much of it, its likely he will be banned after a few posts.

TheUnforgiven
12-09-2009, 06:47 PM
The Rat.

manic_mechanic
12-09-2009, 06:49 PM
The Rat.

Interestingly, I am considering a rat rod direction with it.

TonyM
12-09-2009, 06:51 PM
money pit...

pile of shit...

total loss...

:thumbup


Seriously. Don't you love putting countless hours and THOUSANDS of dollars in parts into something that you'll never get more than 7-8k for if you had to sell?

I love it... :rofl:

silent one
12-09-2009, 07:04 PM
Bessie

X4, just need to put a flat bed on it.

AHeavyBronc
12-09-2009, 07:07 PM
We have an old 61 chevy spartan dump. it's been called the mole hole

manic_mechanic
12-09-2009, 07:38 PM
:thumbup


Seriously. Don't you love putting countless hours and THOUSANDS of dollars in parts into something that you'll never get more than 7-8k for if you had to sell?

I love it... :rofl:



If it keeps me out of trouble, it's worth it

remco
12-09-2009, 07:47 PM
white whale:)

Redwagon
12-09-2009, 07:54 PM
:thumbup


Seriously. Don't you love putting countless hours and THOUSANDS of dollars in parts into something that you'll never get more than 7-8k for if you had to sell?

I love it... :rofl:

Or destroy in the matter of seconds?
:thumbup

d-selpowereddiebauer
12-09-2009, 09:02 PM
Car Ramrod :thumbup

Chickin Fawker... :goodfinge

musky1011
12-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Dirty white ford

Ranger429
12-09-2009, 10:06 PM
Scrap value

:histerica I was going to say parts truck.

XDAILY
12-10-2009, 03:29 PM
Skeletor

http://www.ancientearthstudios.com/pencil/skeletor.jpg

SigEpBlue
12-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Skeletor

Skull-f*cker!

79broncorama
12-10-2009, 04:31 PM
Oh so many names... I usually call it "earth raper" or "I <3 Gasoline" The latter is spray painted on the sides of the hood. But other names have been Broke Down B*tch, Sh** Heap, the poop mobile, Dr Leaky, The Pig, P**sed Off, or any number of curses.

manic_mechanic
12-10-2009, 08:16 PM
Godamighty, 99 Problems is the current frontrunner. Today was my first dance with the little lady...which, for those who care about specs:

1977 Ford F-100 Ranger XLT shortbox

C6 tranny

460-A motor....partially attached with a chain, yes a chain

Overflow tank consists of a Prestone bottle

Gas gauge doesn't work and neither does the aftermarket one somebody bolted in



Why does this truck have a 460 in it? Shouldn't it have a 351? Motor and tranny are GREAT, but the rest of the truck is shit!


IMMEDIATELY after I started driving it, something bent one of the fan blades and is cut a perfect circle into the radiator....I've got it sitting up with about 2 packs of JB Weld topped with a whole lot of blue RTV sealant....upon closer inspection it looks like the front clip si slightly bowed in, but not enough to cause THAT to happen.


I hope to god that it hardens up enough tonight for me to drive the damn thing home...I can't tow it behind my Bronco because apparently it's too wide for anything U-Haul has....



And no, I didn't pay anything out of pocket for it, just traded a few odds and ends i had no use for so I really haven't lost much....hell, if i cant get it started i might just tell the guy to come pick it back up from where it sits, no hard feelings.....


Although, it would be nice to have a 460 laying around....

Rednek Renegade
12-10-2009, 08:44 PM
bronco + 460 = worth it :thumbup

BB33's
12-10-2009, 09:40 PM
Well some of the guys at the shop call it "that FORD piece of shit?"
My buddies call it "Das Bronco"
and I call it Das Broncowagon!" with a german accent for effect.

Rednek Renegade
12-10-2009, 09:52 PM
Well some of the guys at the shop call it "that FORD piece of shit?"
My buddies call it "Das Bronco"
and I call it Das Broncowagon!" with a german accent for effect.

kyle they are trying to name a 77 f 100 not a bronco :twak

jka7904
12-10-2009, 10:29 PM
Mine is the 5+ passenger, 4x4, obese mustang

MikE2
12-11-2009, 12:02 AM
After looking at the picture, the truck is definitely a Juan

Rednek Renegade
12-11-2009, 12:41 AM
In its current condition..... chitty...chitty... short box :thumbup

ToughBronco
12-11-2009, 01:45 AM
My Bronco got nicknamed Black Betty by my friends since it's all black XLT sport, named after the song of course. The red F250 I call "the red bitch", or "red retard" since it runs kinda retarded.

manic_mechanic
12-11-2009, 01:49 AM
Well some of the guys at the shop call it "that FORD piece of shit?"
My buddies call it "Das Bronco"
and I call it Das Broncowagon!" with a german accent for effect.

"Dass Braaaaahnkovaagen!"

87Mater
12-11-2009, 08:32 PM
i call mine eather florida (it's from florida) or peice of shit


for the short bed no idea on a name