View Full Version : Okay, let's get it all out...........


marv
08-08-2004, 12:43 AM
If you're not a fan of the KC Chiefs, you're stoopid,
If you don't drink vodka, you're stoopid,
If you're not a fan of the KC Royals, you're stoopid,
If you don't vote Republican, you're stoopid,
If you don't like peanut butter pie, you're stoopid,
If you like soccer, you're stoopid,
If you're not a fan of the StL Rams, you're stoopid,
If you play golf, you're stoopid,
If you don't watch NASCAR, you're stoopid,
If you pour anything on your steak, you're stoopid,
If you put anything other than butter on your baked potato, you're stoopid,
If you're not a fan of the StL Cardinals, you're stoopid,
If you enjoy sticoms, you're stoopid,
I'm sure I can think of other things.


There! I said it!

SSgtTEX
08-08-2004, 12:45 AM
GO CUBS AND COWBOYS

BroncoHound
08-08-2004, 12:53 AM
:banghead :banghead DAMN IT I KNEW I WAS STOOPID :brownbag Thanks for pointing it out to me marv :thumbup

Marauder
08-08-2004, 12:59 AM
If you play golf, you're stoopid,


There! I said it!

Oh damn, Joe is going to be pissed.

I dont drink Vodka, so im stupid for following the law? :goodfinge

marv
08-08-2004, 01:01 AM
Jeeze, SrATEX, and I already voted for ya! :shrug

Andy351
08-08-2004, 01:07 AM
well **** you too then :goodfinge

SSgtTEX
08-08-2004, 08:23 AM
sorry marv, dont really know why im a cubs fan, never been to illinois, but I am from TX, gotta root for the cowboys, but i will give you this marv, cardinals are good, expecially when mark and sammy were going at it, rams are a good team, and chiefs well are the cheifs

marv
08-08-2004, 08:53 AM
well **** you too thenWell, sometimes I try to give humor a try.

8/23, Rams at the Chiefs, pre-season; 9/2, Chiefs at the Cowboys, pre-season. Ought to be a good season for both KC and StL. Looks like the Cowboys got themselves a running back! :thumbup

SSgtTEX
08-08-2004, 10:09 AM
yeah they are getting back, with that new coach it has looked good the past couple years. I know the boys are suppose to be back in the early 90s status within a year or two

AdamG
08-08-2004, 10:54 AM
ok...1st of all, I am a lifelong San Diego Chargers fan. And while I am certainly not stupid, being a Chargers fan certainly makes me wonder. :toothless

2nd, Vodka is a clear liquor and all clear liquor is for sissies. Jack Black, Wild Turkey, Bacardi 151, Crown Royal and Jim Beam are what real men drink! If you're gonna drink a liquor thats not dark, have a few shots of GoldSchlager before you bang the old lady! :rockon :beer

Even the best steak is better with A-1and a baked potato loaded down with cheese, sour cream, butter and maybe some bacon bits is the BEST..even though it will clog your arteries! :chili:

Sitcoms are a HELL of a lot better then the reality crap that is dished out ad naseum these days too!! :wacko Seinfeld is the greatest show EVER made!!!

And while you are obviously a "homer" when it comes to the Chiefs and Rams (I bet you didnt root for them 10 years ago! :twak ), I agree that Nascar rocks and that golf is stupid!

Bill@setel.com
08-08-2004, 10:54 AM
I guess I am just a little stupid...I only fall into a few of them.

marv
08-08-2004, 11:15 AM
Some good points, Adam, but.....If you're gonna drink a liquor thats not dark,...The tailings in whiskey, gin, etc., trigger my cluster headaches. Same with the hops in beer.Even the best steak is better with A-1and a baked potato loaded down with cheese, sour cream, butter and maybe some bacon bits is the BEST...Arrggggggggggggg! Heresy!Sitcoms are a HELL of a lot better then the reality crap that is dished out ad naseum these days too!!Absolutely no argument there.And while you are obviously a "homer" when it comes to the Chiefs and Rams (I bet you didnt root for them 10 years ago!Been a Chiefs fan since they moved to KC from Dallas! (And the rams since they moved to StL from LA!) Yeah, even through the dismal years after Hank Stram no matter where I lived. Chiefs got a good coach now. Shotenheimer wasn't bad, he just couldn't win the big ones.I agree...that golf is stupid!We're both gonna be in trouble now!

PaulT
08-08-2004, 11:37 AM
I'm sure I can think of other things.



How about not knowing how to spell 'stupid'?? :toothless

marv
08-08-2004, 02:25 PM
You didn't catch on, PaulT? Hmmmmmmm!

AdamG
08-08-2004, 08:01 PM
Yikes!!! You endured the Ed Podalak and Mike Livingston years!!! You also had to watch the Chiefs draft Anthony Hancock!!! I guess you have felt my pain as a Chargers fan after all!!! :toothless

stangmata
08-08-2004, 08:28 PM
I need to join up with the special olympics

marv
08-08-2004, 08:28 PM
Yeah! I even froze my butt off watching Stenerude miss a couple of field goals on that Christmas Eve when they lost to Miami. :madder 'Course six quarters of NFL wasn't bad for the price of the ticket. :shrug

But wasn't Len Dawson awesome?

WhoaDammit
08-09-2004, 01:33 AM
If you don't watch NASCAR, you're stoopid,



eh, those guys lack something. maybe about 150 mph. yeah, 190 is cool, but not for four hours. now going 350 a shot is cool.

<- NHRA convert. 73 Cougar with 12 second dreams. and an FE Bronco

Call me Crazy.

~Critter