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axaviere
01-12-2005, 11:08 PM
so there is a little ice thing going on here right? the local news was talking about icy streets. what do they show on the 10 broadcast? a freaking bronco bouncing off the curbs. thats right, not a ricer, not even a chevy. a freakin bronco... at least it was a newer one. looked like an 86. bastards. i dont ever think they had it in 4x4. i wish i knew who it was so i could :slap them

dhath
01-12-2005, 11:10 PM
That sucks................. They don't deserve a bronco :twak :twak

Sixlitre
01-12-2005, 11:11 PM
so there is a little ice thing going on here right? the local news was talking about icy streets. what do they show on the 10 broadcast? a freaking bronco bouncing off the curbs. thats right, not a ricer, not even a chevy. a freakin bronco... at least it was a newer one. looked like an 86. bastards. i dont ever think they had it in 4x4. i wish i knew who it was so i could :slap them

Ba$turds !

Send an e-mail to the station's producer and say "way to promote American vehicles a$$ho' "

Sixlitre

axaviere
01-12-2005, 11:18 PM
mortified. where is the camera crew when i am pullng a one legged man off an ice patch with my top still off?

dhath
01-13-2005, 06:47 AM
Eating donuts and drinking coffee

DirtyDeedz
01-13-2005, 06:50 AM
That sucks................. They don't deserve a bronco :twak :twak

as i recall the post'r of this thread doesnt have a Bronco either... hmmm :histerica

Queen of the Forest
01-13-2005, 07:31 AM
I am completely SHOCKED! They need to take bronco privliages away from that driver. :twak :slap

BTW. I did see one night on America's Worst Drivers, a guy did something bad, took off in a bronco, led a long high speed chase, ended up blowing ALL 4 tires and that old horse he was driving kept going and going on just rims, sparks flying everywhere, but she kept going, never missed a beat, until they surrounded him and he couldn't go any further. I was in AWW with what these bronco's can do.

axaviere
01-13-2005, 09:57 AM
as i recall the post'r of this thread doesnt have a Bronco either... hmmm :histerica

I am the poster of this thread, so you must mean DHath, the poster of that post?

Gacknar
01-13-2005, 10:01 AM
at least it was a newer one. looked like an 86.
How does it being an 86 make it any better?

muddinmike
01-13-2005, 12:56 PM
cause it aint a 78 or 79 :goodfinge

Gacknar
01-13-2005, 01:07 PM
cause it aint a 78 or 79 :goodfinge
Right, It's an 86, wich makes it far superior to all other FSB years. :goodfinge

Shadofax
01-13-2005, 01:24 PM
mortified. where is the camera crew when i am pullng a one legged man off an ice patch with my top still off?

Yea, with a missing friggin' toe nail to boot!!! :thumbup

bnkrtstk
01-13-2005, 01:28 PM
Right, It's an 86, wich makes it far superior to all other FSB years. :goodfinge

Yeah......OK :wacko :goodfinge

Marauder
01-13-2005, 01:35 PM
Gack has a point. Being born in 86 I know only the best things were made then.....






















.....Except I still like my 96 bronco better :goodfinge

axaviere
01-13-2005, 10:05 PM
cause it aint a 78 or 79 :goodfinge

ditto.

Right, It's an 86, wich makes it far superior to all other FSB years. :goodfinge

if thats the case, why am i not swapping a TTB under my 79? :goodfinge

Queen of the Forest
01-13-2005, 11:52 PM
:histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica
He's got ya there! :histerica

MikE2
01-13-2005, 11:57 PM
Right, It's an 86, wich makes it far superior to all other FSB years. :goodfinge
All other years except the 93. Those are the best





if thats the case, why am i not swapping a TTB under my 79? :goodfinge
You should.
The guy I talked to at the alignment and tire shop said the TTB is the best suspension system ever made

crawler
01-13-2005, 11:58 PM
ditto.



if thats the case, why am i not swapping a TTB under my 79? :goodfinge


:histerica :histerica Completely true. 78 and 79's are the way to go

axaviere
01-14-2005, 12:12 AM
All other years except the 93. Those are the best





You should.
The guy I talked to at the alignment and tire shop said the TTB is the best suspension system ever made


that guy will put his kids thru school selling you TTB boys tires and alignments, thats why he said that... but you knew that already. didnt you?

MikE2
01-14-2005, 12:25 AM
Yeah I already new that.

I done ripped the TTB off the F150 and the Bronco is next in line

axaviere
01-14-2005, 02:20 AM
here is the ice in the autozone lot
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/170336/fullsize/P1130627.jpg
here is the park
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/170346/fullsize/P1130628.jpg
heres my solution, found at the local army surplus/camping store $7
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/170342/fullsize/P1130637.jpg
more ice
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/170350/fullsize/P1130629.jpg
& the dog
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/170352/fullsize/P1130631.jpg
and i dont care who you are, this is funny looking
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/170353/fullsize/P1130638.jpg

Marauder
01-14-2005, 02:24 AM
Did you make that spike bracket yourself? Those would be awesome to have on my boots. We had snow before christmas then the temps shot up to the 50's but they are dropping down this weekend. I know the ice is comming.

axaviere
01-14-2005, 03:09 AM
SF is slow. i will add a few more later. ok the spikes are available at a camping place here. $7 -vs- busting my ass... good bargain huh? ok, the snow is snowy looking, but its solid ice. even the grass is icy. the spikes are great. i wear them anytime i go outside lately. even into stores.

Gacknar
01-14-2005, 09:31 AM
if thats the case, why am i not swapping a TTB under my 79? :goodfingeSame reason Im not gonna put a D40 SAS under my 86, becaouse the D60 is the way to go. :goodfinge :toothless

axaviere
01-14-2005, 11:18 AM
just seems with all the $$ involved in a SAS, you could buy a 78-9 and start there, that way you could keep the TTB as is and cruise the mall with the heeps

Gacknar
01-14-2005, 11:24 AM
just seems with all the $$ involved in a SAS, you could buy a 78-9 and start there, that way you could keep the TTB as is and cruise the mall with the heepsWhat are you talkin about, I'm gona crues the mall with the heeps even after I do the 60 SAS :brownbag

Bsides, If I bout a 78-79, Id have to spend mony putting EFI on it, and probaly more repairing/installing air-conditioning, power windows, power door locks, tilt, cruse, and an overdrive transmission :toothless :histerica :thumbup

axaviere
01-14-2005, 11:27 AM
lol, i hear ya man. i hate mall here. not that its a bad mall, they just dont have anything there that i am interested in...well there are the slutty girls i hear about strolling around. but thats not even enough of a lure to get me in there

Gacknar
01-14-2005, 11:28 AM
there are the slutty girls i hear about strolling around. but thats not even enough of a lure to get me in thereYou have to be carefull about those, alot of times they are WAY younger than thy look

Oh and I edited my post above, please re read. :toothless

axaviere
01-14-2005, 11:50 AM
What are you talkin about, I'm gona cruise the mall with the heeps even after I do the 60 SAS :brownbag

Bsides, If I bought a 78-79, Id have to spend money putting EFI on it, and probaly more repairing/installing air-conditioning, power windows, power door locks, tilt, cruse, and an overdrive transmission :toothless :histerica :thumbup

if you had a 78-9, you could have all that stuff in your 80+ and strip the 79 down to bare essentials. a/c? toppless & windows down. power windows? are your arms broke? door locks, whats to steal? cruise, thats what your foots for, besides with a 460, you wont be going on any long trips. and as far as over drive, yes. you can drive over almost anything :histerica

oh, if they are old enough to go to the store, they are old enough to get bred...

if there is grass on the field, play ball. if not, flip her and play in the mud...

i know there are a few more, thats all i can think of. but in KS, 16 is consent i heard. i am just not willing to test that theory

Gacknar
01-14-2005, 12:24 PM
and as far as over drive, yes. you can drive over almost anything :histerica :histerica :histerica :wacko :wacko :toothless :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica

Marauder
01-14-2005, 02:49 PM
SF is slow. i will add a few more later. ok the spikes are available at a camping place here. $7 -vs- busting my ass... good bargain huh? ok, the snow is snowy looking, but its solid ice. even the grass is icy. the spikes are great. i wear them anytime i go outside lately. even into stores.

Thanks for the info. That picture of the ice really does look like an outside ice rink.

Bronco Rob
01-14-2005, 10:27 PM
[QUOTE=Marauder]Gack has a point. Being born in 86 I know only the best things were made then.....



Born in 86???? I have BOXERS older than you! :toothless
Here in Ohio when it snowed, there was a camera crew on my main street, i saw my chance and jumped on it. Mashed the gas pedal to the floor the dual exhaust screamed i was throwing snow everywhere, and then they yelled at me. I didn't even get to see it on the news

BikerPepe`
01-15-2005, 01:51 AM
mortified. where is the camera crew when i am pullng a one legged man off an ice patch with my top still off?
Was I in "the Land of Oz? recently? :brownbag


If that's true... good on ya Axe! :rockon

axaviere
01-15-2005, 09:32 AM
yep, its true. i didnt know it was hm til i drove over closer. little guy i know from the local laundry mat. he couldnt even walk from the van to get help so i had to help him. plus, i get to use my winch!!

Sixlitre
01-15-2005, 11:40 AM
Here in Ohio when it snowed, there was a camera crew on my main street, i saw my chance and jumped on it. Mashed the gas pedal to the floor the dual exhaust screamed i was throwing snow everywhere, and then they yelled at me. I didn't even get to see it on the news

Should have waited until they were near the curb in front of a huge wet puddle. Sneak up quietly like you're not going to do it, then nail the gas wide open a really put the wave on them. The wide open throttle just adds to the panic.

Sucked in a couple of bus riders years ago in my daily Mopar. They were standing outside the bus shelter eyeing me nervously as I approached a huge puddle right in front of them.

I made eye contact and graciously changed lanes into the fast lane like I was trying to avoid the puddle, all the while gently gaining speed. This seemed to placate the slack jaws, who stayed where they were outside the bus shelter(trusting fools).

When I was almost level with the puddle but still in the fast lane I mashed the Thermoquad (4bbl) wide open and swapped lanes into the slow lane entering the puddle at serious speed.

The guys were going for the shelter with their feet going over their heads with everything they had and terror on their mugs. Unfortunately they were no match for the Thermoquad and I blew by as close to the curb as I could sending the maximum 6 or 7 foot wave I could right over them.

Not only did the wave cover them like habour rats, but the car was nearly floating on the water and damned if the engine didn't start faltering like it was gonna stall !!!!!!!

I cut out of the puddle for the fast lane feathering the accelerator all the way (picturing a rush of water up the air cleaner housing hose) praying for a miracle I sure didn't deserve after that stunt.

She caught hard, I mashed the throttle nearly going completely sideways, correcting as I went but unwilling to let off the pedal and split the "F" on outta there !

I just don't get too much more exciting than that !

Think I was laughing that evil laugh all day.

Sixlitre

Bronco Rob
01-19-2005, 12:12 AM
The rear tires on this thing throw a 4 to 6 foot rooster tail of snow when i mash it. The 32's stick out past the edge of the fender, sometimes i will have the vent window open and the fronts throw snow into the cab.

I can't wait to get the 4x4 fixed on it so that i can throw snow really bad with all four tires! :goodfinge