View Full Version : I Hate CELL-PHONES!!!!!!!!


Gacknar
09-23-2005, 02:06 PM
Let me refraze that a bit, I hate idiots on Cell-Phones.
The Cell-Phone it's self can be a verry valuable tool.

But these fawking morons that cant stay off them for 5 seconds should be shot.

Ther to fawking busy talking on the phone, to be able to do what they are supposed to be doing.

I just spent 15 fawking minuts at a Deli waiting on some assclown to order. He was to busy being on the phone to decide what he wants wile in line. And when he gets to the counter he is to busy talking on the phone to decide what he wants and order it. He blocks me and all the other people in line from ordering becouse he is too busy on the phone. Then he confuses the girl taking his order becouse he is talking to 2 people, the girl gets his order wrong becouse he confused her talking on the phone. So then he asked to see the manager, and is to busy talking on the phone to properly explain what happened.

Finaly got my food and left.

We have a girl in the office who cant walk from one end of the building to the other without calling someone on her Cell-Phone wile she walks.

But worst of all is people on the phone wile driving. They cant drive to begin with, give them a phone and it gets even wors.

I think there should be a law that if you cause a fatel acident, and it's prooven you where on the phone, You should get the death penalty.

Get of the Phone and Drive!!!!!

PowerB
09-23-2005, 02:11 PM
Couldnt agree with you more. That happens all the time in Jersey.

redwagon
09-23-2005, 02:13 PM
Let me refraze that a bit, I hate idiots on Cell-Phones.
The Cell-Phone it's self can be a verry valuable tool.

But these fawking morons that cant stay off them for 5 seconds should be shot.

Ther to fawking busy talking on the phone, to be able to do what they are supposed to be doing.

I just spent 15 fawking minuts at a Deli waiting on some assclown to order. He was to busy being on the phone to decide what he wants wile in line. And when he gets to the counter he is to busy talking on the phone to decide what he wants and order it. He blocks me and all the other people in line from ordering becouse he is too busy on the phone. Then he confuses the girl taking his order becouse he is talking to 2 people, the girl gets his order wrong becouse he confused her talking on the phone. So then he asked to see the manager, and is to busy talking on the phone to properly explain what happened.

Finaly got my food and left.

We have a girl in the office who cant walk from one end of the building to the other without calling someone on her Cell-Phone wile she walks.

But the worst of all is people on the phone wile driving. They cant drive to begin with, give them a phone and it gets even wors.

I think there should be a law that if you cause a phatel acident, and it's prooven you where on the phone, You should get the death penalty.

Get of the Phone and Drive!!!!!
:stupid

bnkrtstk
09-23-2005, 02:35 PM
I leave for work pretty early in the morning and I always wonder who the hell they are talking to.

BrokeCuzWheelin
09-23-2005, 02:53 PM
One time I saw a guy with a bumper sticker that said "Hang Up And Drive" and then when I got up next to him I looked over and he was brushing his teeth! Now I think brushing you teeth while driving is worse than talking on the phone.

87EBBronco
09-23-2005, 03:08 PM
In Florida it isNOT illegal to talk on the phone and drive (unfortunately) however, if you do get in an accident you CAN be cited for distracted driving. Don't know what all that means but from what I've heard it carries a bunch of points and one helluva fine.

ScorpionBoy
09-23-2005, 03:18 PM
Gack, that has to be the most interesting misspelling of fatal (phatel) I have ever seen. Did you eat paintchips as a kid? :)

Gacknar
09-23-2005, 03:27 PM
Did you eat paintchips as a kid? :)Yea.
So?

jermil01
09-23-2005, 03:39 PM
These people drive me up a wall too...I love the new ear piece things..My wife and I saw these two douches in the supermarket on Sunday, both of them had their little wireless ear pieces in talking to different people at the checkout line. Story two, my wife was on a flight that was coming back from Atlanta and some a**hole answered his phone while the plane was preparing to land, the flight attendants were already seated so this dick just keeps talking, nobody said anything to hi..I swear, there must be some sort of idiot farm where these people are grown..

ScorpionBoy
09-23-2005, 03:53 PM
Your a maniac, mAAIIINIAAC
Dude, did you stick up for the poor little deli girl?
Do y'all read the GRRR column on Fox? People write in with their petty greivances and this sort of thing comes up constantly. The definition there would label these folks as obliviots and importants.

87EBBronco
09-23-2005, 04:27 PM
Gack, that has to be the most interesting misspelling of fatal (phatel) I have ever seen. Did you eat paintchips as a kid? :)
:histerica :histerica No Gack just uses the Jaw-jaw dictionary for spelling. J/K

ScorpionBoy
09-23-2005, 04:36 PM
phatel is just downright creative. that could be a great name for a band.

marv
09-23-2005, 05:34 PM
Gack, move to the Ozarks. Too many hills and too few satellites. Works out just fine...:thumbup

ScorpionBoy
09-23-2005, 05:35 PM
and cousin lovin' is not frowned upon

darb
09-23-2005, 05:49 PM
I hate that too. I would have just stepped in front of him and started ordering. I worked at a video store when I was younger, and I used to just skip people on cell phones. I'd go to the next in line, and just tell them "when it's important enough to get off the phone I'll help you." The manager thought it was funny.

Don't remember who it was, but some comedian had it right. Just start singing really loudly while they're talking. What are they gonna say? They can annoy you by talking, but you can't annoy them by singing?

brad

MikE2
09-23-2005, 09:35 PM
I hate cell phones too, but I use mine all the time. 99% of it is work related though, I'll average 400 to 500 minutes a month with it

Potamus
09-23-2005, 11:04 PM
I love a good Gack-rant.
Just start singing really loudly while they're talking. What are they gonna say? They can annoy you by talking, but you can't annoy them by singing?

brad
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMERSCHMIDT! THAT'S MY NAME TOO!.... :toothless
Yeah that crap pisses me off too. I got rid of my cell phone, I'm not that important anyway. :brownbag

darb
09-23-2005, 11:10 PM
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMERSCHMIDT! THAT'S MY NAME TOO!.... :toothless
Yeah that crap pisses me off too. I got rid of my cell phone, I'm not that important anyway. :brownbag
That's the way to do it. :beer :twotu:

If it wasn't for the cable here being turned on when I got my apartment, I would only have a cell phone. It was cheaper to get DSL and basic phone service than cable with internet. Especially since the cable is free....I mean the cable is provided by the apartment.

Prior to that I went 4 years with no land line.

brad

Zach94
09-23-2005, 11:20 PM
i love my cell phone, but i try to choose when not too use it. when driving, i find that a loud exhaust is a great deterent to using one. the few times that i have heard or felt mine ring its loud enough with the exhaust and wind noise and tires that i can't hear anything

Bri_Guy5
09-24-2005, 02:12 AM
here's my phrase

GET OFF THE PHONE, OR GET OFF THE ROAD!!!!

vr_unreality
09-24-2005, 03:04 AM
My favorite is the phones in resturaunts. It wouldn't be so bad but for some reason people feel the need to yell once they get on the phone. When it happens though I just start talking really loud to the people at my table about how I hate it when people talk on phones in resturaunts. You should see how quick people get off the phone, or excuse themselves to go outside.

beequewl
09-24-2005, 03:24 AM
The most dangerous thing in the world is an upper-middle class blonde female in an SUV taking up 2 lanes doing her makeup and talking on the phone. God i hate Seattle. Evidently, drivers here were not offered drivers ed from the school system for like 22 years. Nobody knows how to drive. People pass on the right all the time because assholes are in the passing lane doing 60 in a 70!!! The on-ramps to the main highways (I-5, I,90, and Route 99) are on the right AND the left!!! Traffic sometimes is merging in to the fast lane off of onramps on the left hand side of the road!! And don't get me started on driving with cel-phones. This lady ran me off the road with my kid in the bronc, nd when i came up on her at the light she had the nerve to flip me off WHILE SHE WAS ON THE PHONE AND DOING HER NAILS!!!


ok deep breath... sorry :banghead

SSgtTEX
09-24-2005, 10:33 AM
im not sure if it is all military installations..but i think it is. I know on Redstone Arsenal and Maxwell AFB, they have banned cell phone use while driving.

I cant hear it most of the time, but when i do, i have my hands free piece and stay on the phone as minimal as i can. I dont care for talking on the phone anyways

MyFullSize
09-24-2005, 01:59 PM
I use a headset with my cell if I drive and yak, works great, I dont drive off the edge or anything. :shrug