Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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I can't resist...

After a morning of shopping, a blonde sees a sign that says "horse rides". She thinks "That's something I've always wanted to try!" So she pays, climbs up on the horse and immediately it takes off at full gallop. She tries desperately to hang on but feels herself slipping from the saddle. Soon she finds herself being bounced off the ground with her foot still in the stirrup. She screams for help, and just as she's sure she's about to pass out, the Kmart manager comes over and unplugs it.

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A cop pulls a blonde over for weaving all over the road. Upon walking up to the car, he realizes that she is both blonde and drunk, so he unzips hs pants. The woman looks at him and says "Oh my God, not another breathalyzer."

CLASSICS:
Why do blondes like tilt steering?.....More Headroom
How do blondes turn on a light after sex?... Opens the car door.
What do blondes say after sex?... Are all you guys on the same team.
What did the blonde say when she found it she was pregnant?... Are you sure it's mine

I can't resist...

After a morning of shopping, a blonde sees a sign that says "horse rides". She thinks "That's something I've always wanted to try!" So she pays, climbs up on the horse and immediately it takes off at full gallop. She tries desperately to hang on but feels herself slipping from the saddle. Soon she finds herself being bounced off the ground with her foot still in the stirrup. She screams for help, and just as she's sure she's about to pass out, the Kmart manager comes over and unplugs it.

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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car
was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police
officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so
glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve
to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air
freshener."

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large. All in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f**ker on your knee!"

A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."

Why do blondes wear big hoop earings?
It's a place to rest their ankles.

Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony, flapping the bed sheets to air them out, when suddenly a great gust of wind caught the sheets and sent her over the edge, plummeting to her death.
Without warning, a man on the 10th floor balcony stuck his arms out into the air, catching the woman.
Delirious from shock, the woman shouted, "Oh, thank you! You saved my life, thank you!"
The man replied, "Do you suck?"
Stunned at this, the woman said, "No, I don't suck!"
And with that, the man let go of her.
"S**t!" the woman thought as she began to plummet again. Suddenly, another set of arms grabbed her at the 9th floor.
"Thank God!" she screamed. "I would have died if it weren't for you!"
The man asked, "Do you f**k?"
Absolutely aghast, the woman answered, "No, I don't f**k!"
Once again, the arms that held her safe were no longer there. Falling again, the woman thought that she would surely die. Just then, a set of arms stretched out from the 7th floor.
Not believing her luck, the woman shouted, "I suck! I f**k!"
"Slut," the man said, and dropped her.

Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle?
Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.

and for the ladies here...

Why do blondes have bruises around their belly-buttons?
Because blonde guys aren't too smart either.

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When you dump your load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week! :histerica

A cop pulls a blonde over for weaving all over the road. Upon walking up to the car, he realizes that she is both blonde and drunk, so he unzips hs pants. The woman looks at him and says "Oh my God, not another breathalyzer."

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