View Full Version : TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS


JahWarrior
09-27-2005, 02:32 PM
TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

MuddyBronco13
09-27-2005, 06:49 PM
thats good stuff

Lambo
09-27-2005, 06:58 PM
gotta love that

marv
09-27-2005, 07:40 PM
:chili: :chili: :chili: :chili:


http://users.mo-net.com/mcruzan/images/Sable.jpg

MatthewC
09-27-2005, 08:54 PM
I believe thats what they call "presenting" Marv....

-Matt

marv
09-27-2005, 10:15 PM
Well, Matt, waddya 'spect from a mutt born under an abandoned trailer......:shrug

But damn, he's loveable.........

PowerB
09-27-2005, 11:37 PM
hahah thats good stuff

BrokeCuzWheelin
09-27-2005, 11:56 PM
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

That one made me laugh pretty hard for some reason. :histerica

JahWarrior
09-27-2005, 11:58 PM
That one made me laugh pretty hard for some reason. :histerica
that one struck me as the funniest too :histerica (probably because I am SOOO guilty of it with my pit bull :brownbag)

MikE2
09-27-2005, 11:59 PM
I have to do that to my dog all the time. But only because if he doesn't see me throw the ball he doesn't know which way to run to get it. So he just stands there looking at me and I have to fake a throw so he runs to get it in teh right direction

AKBearMoose
09-28-2005, 12:03 AM
Well, Matt, waddya 'spect from a mutt born under an abandoned trailer......:shrug

But damn, he's loveable.........For a minute I thought you were referring to JahW...JOKING

The fake toss thing made me snort Alaskan Amber up my nose... :rofl: :histerica

JahWarrior
09-28-2005, 12:06 AM
For a minute I thought you were referring to JahW...JOKING
:goodfinge :goodfinge :goodfinge :twak :toothless

Bri_Guy5
09-28-2005, 01:23 AM
Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG


:lolup :rofl: i liked that one the best, because i'm very quilty of it.

skullnxbones
09-28-2005, 11:26 PM
That made my night.