Mels
09-27-2005, 05:40 PM
[Probably not safe for kids if they're reading over your shoulder...]
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
the first class section
of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue,
gently wiped her noseand then shuddered quite
violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back
to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took
a tissue, gently wiped
her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The
man was becoming more
and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one
more time. Again she
took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered
violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three
times, wiped your
nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you
all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I
have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an
orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious
and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are
you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." :toothless
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
the first class section
of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue,
gently wiped her noseand then shuddered quite
violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back
to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took
a tissue, gently wiped
her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The
man was becoming more
and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one
more time. Again she
took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered
violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three
times, wiped your
nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you
all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I
have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an
orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious
and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are
you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." :toothless