My wife got this in her email today and I can't stop laughing.



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Things I have learned from watching the news on TV
during the last eight days:


> The hurricane only hit black families' property.
>
> New Orleans was devastated and no other city was
> affected by the hurricane.
>
>
> Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
>
> New Orleans has no white people.
>
> The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of
> an Alabama resident.
>
> When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big
> screen TV.
>
> The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements
> to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and
> gang free and they are in your city.
>
> White folks don't make good news stories.
>
>
> Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help
> rescue you, instead, bitch because the government
> hasn't given you a debit card yet.
>
> Only black family members got separated in the
> hurricane rescue efforts.
>
> Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks
> will come get you and give you money for being
> stupid.
>
> I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The
> only way it could have been worse was to be white.
>

Hahaha, :rofl: Thats getting printed for work. :thumbup

hahaha thats great

:rofl: thats funny stuff. Good sum up.

hahha very nice

THAT is grade A S#!t right there funny as hell! :histerica

THAT is grade A S#!t right there funny as hell! :histerica

:stupid but the sad thing is, it's all true. :rofl: :rofl:

thats great

haha, funny

I have learned in my life the truth does one of two things or both: hurts or is funny as hell, in this case both depending on which side your on...

man thats some funny shit

I think the French had it right when they built the "French Quarter" on higher ground than the rest...Oh my god, the French actually did something right for once....hehehe.