Hey All

Hey I was just checking this Dixie Chapter out. I am new at the website and just wanted to pop in and say Hey. I am from Roanoke Rapids NC. So I look forward to talking to some of yall that might be near me! Oh yeah I am Lindsey by the way.

"Are you following me? 'cause that would be super." :thumbup (Alright, no more Van Wilder comments, I swear)

Oh, wait, I did suggest you check out the Dixie board. :duh

Haha yeah, ya did tell me to come here and check it out. So maybe you are following me?:twotu:

Can't be. I was here first. I think. :box0715: :toothless

haha...maybe so..maybe so..

Yo chick, glad to see more shemales.....got to hook up with Mels....she rules.....glad to see you in Dixie

welcome to FSB! Come for the info, stay for the drama :beer

...got to hook up with Mels....she rules.....

Haha. Thanks Petey. :rockon

howdy, and welcome. would you care to grace us (the guys) with a pic? of you, not the truck

howdy, and welcome. would you care to grace us (the guys) with a pic? of you, not the truck

*whispers* Pssssst...it's in her profile. ;)

Yeah it is in her profile :thumbup

http://community.webshots.com/user/bronco79chick
You can see the Fords here.

Welcome to FSB. I saw you profile pic and might I say




Well hello there. :imp

If any of my teachers looked like you, I would have volunteered for detention.:toothless

yall are just to kind....lol... hows it going? where ya from.

I'm from PA, but sometimes I get lost and end up in the Dixie section. The prettiest views I have ever seen were from getting lost while on a road trip. This is no exception. :thumbup

It's going well, I'm counting down the days until vacation.

How goes it for you?

Welcome to FSB. I saw you profile pic and might I say

Well hello there. :imp

If any of my teachers looked like you, I would have volunteered for detention.:toothless

I can't get the "hot for teacher" song out of my head after reading this!:twotu:

Cool I went to PA once. For a gymnastics camp when I was a little girl. Might head that way to snowboard this year.

Cool I went to PA once. For a gymnastics camp when I was a little girl. Might head that way to snowboard this year.

Be sure to let us know when, maybe we could take you to Paragon (www.paragonap.com) for some wheeling.

Sounds good

:beer Woohooooooooooooooooo!Oh ya ,Welcome.
After seeing your pic and you rig,I sure am hoping you wanna do some tutorin':chili: :beer
That is 1 nice bronco!

Ooooooooops!wrong thread but close enough I guess!:doh0715: :beer :beer

:beer Woohooooooooooooooooo!Oh ya ,Welcome.
After seeing your pic and you rig,I sure am hoping you wanna do some tutorin':chili: :beer
That is 1 nice bronco!
What you wanna learn ...I love gettin down and dirty........ in my bronco of course

*whispers* Pssssst...it's in her profile. ;)
saw that in her other thread. but just cuz she has ONE in her profile, doesnt mean we dont wanna see more

Lindsey, you looked ok in the goofy pic before... but DANG, I would NEVER have been homeschooled provided I had a drop-out prevention incentive like you :shocked Thx for puttin the better pic back up in your profile! Come down here to FL, so you can wheel w/ us and make the 4wheelin' guys down here look better, we need someone such as you to wheel w/ us we only got one chick and I think she isn't to happy with what happened to her rig last time... SO we need another ladyfriend to wheel with... just playin' with ya! (I'll buy the plane ticket/gas for your truck if you come! lol)


-Mike (not the perv I seem to be) :beer

shit man, i dont know about Mike, but i'd trailer my rig up north (but still south of the LINE) to wheel with her.


actually i just wanna drive the super duty. its what mine wants to be when i get bigger paychecks

lol, I hear ya, let's team up on gas, I'll tow ya w/ the 350, its a HD diesel! ( but I don't just wanna drive the super doody, I wanna meet my teacher!)

no need to tow me, brah. gots the 250 with the diesel. all i need is a trailer

lol, it sounds as though were planning, lol! Lindsey is gonna think were desperate stalkers who never had a taste of "pie"... If we were to go up, I want my rig, which is my F-three-fiddy' and you want yours, so I was offering as a joint venture, we can rent a trailer from u-haul!

-Mike :wacko

How bout yall all come on to NC and I'll show you what G.R.I.T.S is all about. haha!! I love it here, yall are great

Sorry had to go to work.
want to learn how to be a passenger

How bout yall all come on to NC and I'll show you what G.R.I.T.S is all about. haha!! I love it here, yall are great

lol G.R.I.T.S., Girls Raised In The South, I had a female friend (read: Ex-GF) who used to have that in her profile on AIM. Us FL boys love G.R.I.T.S. just about as much as buiscuits and gravy... you ain't gotta ask me and Jimmy (jrdbronco) twice (right bro')!


-Mike :rebelflag

:beer That is watchin' you drive .Might be fun!:twotu:

Passenger? haha that word isnt even in my Vocabulary.

How bout yall all come on to NC and I'll show you what G.R.I.T.S is all about. haha!! I love it here, yall are great

yes'm please. i luh me some GRITS. food and the women

Jimmy, so is it agreed? We meet up and head north to Roanoke Rapids for some G.R.I.T.S. and Grits for... BREAKFAST...we gotta pick up Mels (broncobabe) along the way though...lol

that works. you get mels, i get teach? sounds like a plan

I say we take turns w/ both, Mels wants a turn with Lindsey...

So far I actually am invited bro', your gonna have to hope they have room for a 3rd guy, as teacherlady has a dude...
Invited so far:
Me
Mels
Lindsey
Her dude (I dunno how that will work...)

-Mike :smokin:(sorry to sound like I am refering to y'all as pieces of meat ladies, I just am unsure of how to put it otherwise...:imp plus this is only a game so...)

hmm... I have the sudden odd feeling that we are a couple of pervs, this was SUPPOSED to be a New Member thread...boy did that change!


-Mike :wacko

your a kook. ya know that? estas el burrito grande y loco.

True, "The Great Young Donkey", is crazy, but In spanish it should be only esta not estas on this usage... I think?


Heres your answer in my native language, spanish, then english...
Portuguese:
O jimmy é louco que o penis e os testículos dos burrito grandes são muito mais grandes do que his, no fato que dwarf his na comparação

back 'atcha in espanol:
La barreta es enojada que el pene y los testículos de los burrito grandes son mucho más grandes que el suyo, en hecho que dwarf el suyo en la comparación

In english:
Jimmy is mad that the big burrito's penis and testicles are much bigger than his, in fact they dwarf his in comparison

-Mike :imp (j/k dawg)

uf. los portgueses. son cabrones. solamente necesito hablar es, chupa me pene, y chinga tu madre. come mierda, pendejo :goodfinge

No, we Portuguese arn't, You need to speak more than Spanish, I WILL NOT suck that puny thing, niether will mom, and I prefer to steer away from eatin' shit, it gives me gas.

-Mike:rofl:

how bout this: (portuguese)

Beije meu furo do burro você bichano que tresandando feio você necessita uma vida minha mãe não é a cabeça do achado da resposta em outra parte tenta sua mãe é boa

oh man, this is giving me a good chuckle. good entertainment for late night/early morning. I enjoy speakig spanish.


BTW, you just said you have a tiny willy

no in portuguese i said:
Kiss my ass hole you ugly stinking pvssy you need a life my mother is not the answer find head elsewhere try your mother she is good

Hell ya its fun tho

-Mike

I'll stick to spanish so you don't lose me...try this on for size:

Deseo que usted era muerto usted pedazo estúpido de lanzado encima de mancha de la tuerca. ¡Usted debe descomponerse en una cueva oscura pequeña por los diez años próximos, de que puede ser que le enseñe un lechón del martillo de la lección!


-Mike :smokin:
(Diga a su madre que esté apesadumbrado para la erupción, ella era una buena cogida sin embargo.)

Hi Lindsey!!Welome aboard.

Hey! Hey! Glad to be here

jrdbronco and FLOutLawz01, ya'll really know how to welcome a gal...:twak

Welcome aboard Bronco79chick. :beer

We're not all vulgar like those two....I promise!



















Some of us are worse...:brownbag

:brownbag















welcome lindsey

I dont speak Spanish or Portugee.....married to one however....bottom line, Kissa el assa......in other words what is Spanish for "Bite me"....?

jrdbronco and FLOutLawz01, ya'll really know how to welcome a gal...:twak

That's funny. She likes it....lol:goodfinge
Well you guys are just to much....I am having some much fun talking with yall.
^ See!!! lol

...in other words what is Spanish for "Bite me"....?
Muérdame in spanish, and Morda-me in portuguese. :rockon


-Mike (FLO, the multilingual pimp :imp)

I do Like it...yall rock!

Welcome to FSB little Lady. Hope to see you on the trail at a M/G some time.:rockon

I'll stick to spanish so you don't lose me...try this on for size:

my spanish, at least vulgarities, is still rather basic. most of what i know is from costa rican and venezuelan deckhands i worked with in the bahamas

Yep, I am a cheater when it comes to the tuff stuff, I can speak/understand ALOT, but for spelling and grammar sometimes I look it up in the ole' Spanglish dictionary when I read back what I see... Ya gotta admit were still pretty good for FL boys tho' Jimmy...


-Big FLo Mofo Yo....(uh, I'll let y'all know when I figure out what that means...)

yall people from the south got issue's.

but then again who doesnt

welcome Bronco79Chick.

yall people from the south got issue's.



whats your point? i get surfing, 4wheelandoffroad, and whatever else i pick up at the store

alright to be clearer yall from the south are frickin weird makes me glad im from AZ and just visitin for the next few years

yall people from the south got issue's. but then again who doesnt...

Ya, who doesn't...here's a few of mine... I got issues of "Hog Hunter", "Deer Skinner", 3 different types of freaky asain porn....OH YEAH! AND... I got the new DIY special from "Southern Living"; "Martha Stewart's - Fornicating Damn Yankees And Yuppies Who Can't STFU: A DIY Guide", the series has been good so far, with still shots of the best scenes of a famous southern flick "Deliverance" you may know this film for the famous "Dueling Banjos" scene, various southern inbred actors, and the origin of the phrase "I'm Gonna Make you Squeel Like A Pig"... there have been interviews with the KKK, and GREAT write-ups on prison tattoos.
:goodfinge :histerica :rofl: :toothless

alright to be clearer yall from the south are frickin weird makes me glad im from AZ and just visitin for the next few years
Yeah, I'm glad as well.... "to be clearer"("be clearer"... try CLARIFY) GLAD TO SEE YOU GO BACK!!! :twak (don't take me seriously, I am just playin')

-Mike

welcome to the insanity

well, i have a feeling this thread gives lindsey a feeling of who the kooks and crazy people in here are.

well, i have a feeling this thread gives lindsey a feeling of who the kooks and crazy people in here are.
Hey, WTF is that supposed to mean? (yep, I got a guilty concience) You, talkin' to me? There's no one else here... So you must be talkin' to me!

-Mike (self-titled crazy kook)

yes, i was talking to you gordita

take these salty dogs lightly.... as mentioned it's truly good to see the fairer sex interested in bko's. being relatively new to FSB, i can understand your concern.

if you truly enjoy wheelin', plan to join the ECBR group at Wheelin' In The Country july 6th - july 9th in summertown, tn. search for "ECBR" to find the website on the web.

being a school teacher, you should be able to schedule that time off ahead of time, even if it is not within the summer break. even if you cannot trailer your bko in for the trip, i am confident that you will have a tremendous time! I attended this year, driving my bko in from ATL, GA and had a wonderful time, although i did not wheel my bko this year.

the group is sooooo friendly that i hitched a ride with others that had a trail rig throughout the entire weekend. 800 acres of mountain wheelin' that offers everything for every rig. mud pit, rock garden, log challenge, rock trails, show 'n shine, ravines, washouts, you name it and they have it. they also have a full service shop with mechanics on stand-by that WORK FOR TIPS!!! they also have a restaurant, showers, restrooms, campsites, a live band by fellow bko drivers, a saturday night bbq and corporate sponsorship with raffle give-a-aways. i even won a tow strap this year and didn't even wheel my bko. but, needless to say, next year will be different!!!!

FYI - the annual trip is just for bko owners registered with the ECBR. this year had 160+ bko's and 250 attendees but by recruiting you (and possibly your female wheelin' friends) there definitely will be even more next year.

you should certainly consider attending next year's event, even if you don't wheel your bko. there are ECBR members that drive to this annual event from Louisiana, Virginia, and even Illinois. it's that great of a time!!!

and who knows, you may even luck up and find someone willing to part with some mountain water... aaaaaahhh yeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!:beer

just something to think about...........

welcome to the best FSB site on the web.

Brian

yes, i was talking to you gordita

Hey, you better watch out you poco taco llenado mierda, I'll hog tie you, pour on the salsa caliente, throw you in the back of my truck, and haul your ass to the campo migratorio... they'll chow down...

-Mike (Taco Bell Afficionado)

Lindsey, did we (by we, I mean I) scare you out of your own thread? Haven't talked to ya since AIM night before last.

take these salty dogs lightly....

I don't think she's having any trouble with that...

-Mike

Welcome to FSB:beer and I must ask about the little cobra guy you were racin in the other pics. A lady with a bko and a stang... i just don't know how it could get any better.:twotu:

The white stang is mine and I was racin my boyfriend Johnny in the red one.

I'm still depressed your selling the SD. was it an oil burner, or gas

The white stang is mine and I was racin my boyfriend Johnny in the red one.
AHH so he's a BF, I figured husband... just a feeling I had.
-Mike

I'm still depressed your selling the SD. was it an oil burner, or gas
Hey I am also very depressed don't get me wrong! But we can always buy another one down the road. Its just easier to pay our house off and not have that bill.:twotu:

[QUOTE=FLOutLawz01]AHH so he's a BF, I figured husband... just a feeling I had.

Nope still my boyfriend, hoping to be engaged soon but hey thats up to him now.

soooooo, *technically* your still single? no full on committment?




schweet :rockon

soooooo, *technically* your still single? no full on committment?




schweet :rockon


:histerica boyfriend-shmoyfriend :histerica

AHH so he's a BF, I figured husband... just a feeling I had.
Nope still my boyfriend, hoping to be engaged soon but hey thats up to him now.
If it never happens it's no biggie, lol:shrug! You have a back-up here... so where's Roanoke Rapids:scratchhe?


schweet :rockon
:histerica boyfriend-shmoyfriend :histerica
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS! :twotu:


-Mike (I hope I don't come off disrepectful, it's unintentional)

If it never happens it's no biggie, lol:shrug! You have a back-up here... so where's Roanoke Rapids:scratchhe?




EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS! :twotu:


-Mike (I hope I don't come off disrepectful, it's unintentional)

Glad to know I have some backups round here lol....I am NC...and by the way your cool, so stop apologizing...I know your kidding around

Okay, I'll take your word for it: SEE GUYS SHE THINKS I'M COOL! AHAHAHAHAH!

-Mike

she's just saying that to make you feel better. im sure she doesnt want to hurt your feelings by telling you that your a dork.

she's just saying that to make you feel better. im sure she doesnt want to hurt your feelings by telling you that your a dork.
Well, you probably are right. But you telling me she thinks I have a whale penis, is just wrong... you did know that's what a dork is, right? So, is that a compliment? WTF! Wait I'll play by your rules on this one, I'm southern so I'm too stu..stu..stupid to know that...

-Mike

wow i am inpressed ya'll are a lil educated. i guess i underestimated ya'll down here.

Due to the fact that ignorance is just as bad as stupidity I almost catagorized you right down there with the inbreds... glad you saw the light, ingnorance sure turned the tables, back in segragation times us dixie folk had that title... guess karma isn't such a bad theory?


-Mike

im guessing i have a lot to learn bout ya'll dixie folk

such as? Maybe I can enlighten you.

i think the best way for me to learn your dixie ways is to spend more time among your people and learn your customs. i have four years here and i should make the best of it. then i will go back out west and teach the westerners of your ways

Sounds like a mission worthy of your time, as such an elusive breed we need lots more recognition outside of the Mason/Dixon...



-Mike
A lil' sumthin' to laugh at:
...if you get a TV spot my Jerry Springer/Cops watchin' Southern Pride filled mind wants me to ask for an appearance... you know that's how my paw met my maw, on an episode of Cops, turns out my daddy was "friends" with my mommas sister first and when maw got arrested for felony meth posession, and paw for solicitation of prostitution of a minor... they met up in jail, that's how my cousin/brother was born... when dad got out before maw she got lonely but thinks I was the turnout of a sucessful conjugal visit...if he really is my dad, I look alot like my daddy's uncle...:scratchhe

jrdbronco and FLOutLawz01, ya'll really know how to welcome a gal...:twak

Welcome aboard Bronco79chick. :beer

We're not all vulgar like those two....I promise!

Some of us are worse...:brownbag

Dont forget about Ragged_Ol_86!!!!!!!!!

Ask jimmy and mike.....I'm a sick bitch, and even worse in person!:toothless

Welcome Ms. Lindsey. Enjoy the bunch of characters we got heyah.:thumbup

Josh