View Full Version : near death experience...


Andy351
08-28-2003, 09:33 PM
today at work myself and a coworker were dismantling a skylight at an old indoor swimming center. there was a 2 x 10 tube of something like 1/4" steel that ran the length of the skylight (about 60 feet) and tied all the beams together at the peak of the roof. being that it was 60 feet long, we cut it into 3 sections where it was held up by the beams. however, each of these sections weighs well over 300 pounds.

did i mention i'm 40 feet up on scaffolding while this is going on and the beam is another 8 feet higher?

as we are swinging the beams by their ends (remember there are only 2) onto the edge of the hole for the skylight, we get one end in place.:thumbup then, i don't know where he was going but my coworker walked away and left me to deal with getting the other end of the 300 pound beam up. as i am swinging it into place, my worst dream becomes a reality. the end which was already on the roof pivots off:shocked and falls right onto the scaffolding that i'm standing on:eek: you'd be surprised how much weight 2x can take. the beam bent and split the 2x planking about 2 feet down, but it held.....barely.

had it not held, the beam would either have gone straight down to the bottom of the pool, taking out much of the scaffolding on the way there; the brackets on the ends of the beam would have at the VERY least taken my hands off, or worse, my arms or torso; or the beam could have fallen straight onto my head, crushed me and sent me down the floor to become a pile of meat.

as of right now, i'm just glad to be alive, and with all my appendages still connected:brownbag

so who else has a story to share?

Fireguy50
08-28-2003, 09:38 PM
So you didn't even take a dive???

defcon5
08-28-2003, 10:00 PM
Did you slap the shit out of your fellow coworker, for being a dipshit.

Damager
08-28-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by defcon5
Did you slap the shit out of your fellow coworker, for being a dipshit.


I'm with Defcon on that sh1t man :mad:

Glad yer ok Bro :beer

gearrat
08-29-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Damager
I'm with Defcon on that sh1t man :mad:

Glad yer ok Bro :beer

i agree with these guys he needs one of these :slap and give one of these from :lowblow for being a stupid phuck

Andy351
08-29-2003, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Fireguy50
So you didn't even take a dive???
it all happened too fast to take a dive. i will admit, my knees were knocking for about 10 minutes...:brownbag

my coworker was like "dude, you just escapsed serious f*ckin injury or death.....that thing would have taken your hands off and then i woulda puked."

thanks for the support. it was quite an experience...

Hwy Apostle
08-29-2003, 09:17 AM
Glad to hear your ok.:thumbup And this is for the idiot coworker :twak :twak :twak :twak :twak :twak :twak :boxing :boxing :boxing :slap :slap :slap :enforce :enforce :smash :lowblow

allcruisen
08-29-2003, 11:37 AM
Andy, I dont hold grudges. I woulda forgive him after a nice long a$$ can of woooopass:twak :twak :twak :twak :boxing :boxing COWORKER--->>>:boxing <<<--- Andy351.......

Did you change your shorts before you got home?

Allcruisen :imp :usa

Andy351
08-29-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by allcruisen
Did you change your shorts before you got home?
now i know why i smelled so bad the rest of the day...

93_bronco
08-31-2003, 08:47 PM
glad to hear your still in one peice