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95 BXL
09-02-2003, 09:12 PM
In my last thread, I posted this:

I fixed the issues my 85 BXLT had by buying a 95 XL yesterday.

I'll get pics up this weekend, but it appears to have been an "institutional" model; no carpet, inside spare and so on.

But it has all the bells and whistles I need: AC, killer stereo, 5.0, AOD type transmission and the interior looks brand new.

I'll be swapping the wheels/tires off the 85; I'll be yanking the center console out of the 85, repainting it, and putting that into the 95 as well. Then, I'm selling my 85 for $1200.

The color is a dark dark green, with a tan interior. Everything works, nothing leaks.

Has 90K miles, and I bought that bad boy for $3500!.

Ahhhh.... Bronco life is good.

Just for the heck of it, I ran that post through some translation software to see what came out. Is it any wonder we can't communicate well with those who speak a foreign language? I think this is a hoot!

Japanese:

I solved the problem which was being performed when my BXLT of 85 bought XL of 95 yesterday. I need to start a photograph at last this week. however, the inside of ? which; carpet to which it seems that it was a model "on a system" does not have -- a reserve etc. However, :AC and a matchless stereo with all the option functions in which I need it, 5.0, AOD type transmission, and an inside look brand-new. ; for which I need to exchange a wheel/tire from 85 -- I will pull the main console from 85, will apply it, and will put it in similarly into 95 in piles Then, I am the ? sake which sells 85. In the inside of yellow brown, a color is dark dark green. Altogether, a factory and nothing leak. He has 90K miles and I bought the bad boy for 500! . An Ahhhh ?? life is good.

German:

I repaired the expenditures, which had my 85 BXLT, by buying 95 XL yesterday. I receive pics this weekend up, but it seems "institution" a model to have been; no carpet, within the reserves and so on. But it has all bells and whistles me needed: Alternating current, murderer stereo, 5,0, A.M.W. Kind transmission and interior views brand-new. I will exchange that wheels/tires away from the 85; I will violently pull the center console from the 85, set her paint again and into the 95 in addition. Then sell I mean 85 for 00. The color is, with acid number an inside a dark dark-green. Everything works, nothing runs out. Has miles 90K and I bought this bad boys for 500!. Ahhhh.... The Broncoleben is good.

Italian:

I have repaired the editions that mine 85 BXLT have had buying the 95 XL yesterday. I will obtain pics on this the fine week, but it seems to be "an institutional" model; nobody moquette, to the inside of the parts of recambio and therefore via. But it has all the flange and it hisses it has need of: CA, stereotipia of the assassin, 5,0, type transmission of the AOD and the sembr inner brandnew. I will exchange the wheels/tires outside of the 85; Yanking the section commandos concenta from the 85, also ridipingerò it and I will put that one in the 95. Then, I am selling mine 85 for 00. The color is a dark dark green, with an inner one of tan. All it works, nothing fuoriesce. It has miles 90K and I have bought that defective boy for 500!. Ahhhh.... The life of the bronchus is good.

Portuguese:

I repaired the editions that mine 85 BXLT had been buying one 95 XL yesterday. I will start pics above of this weekend, but he seems to have been "a institutional" model; no carpet, inside of the surpluses and thus for ahead. But it has all the bells and it whistles needs me: C. , stereo of the assassin, 5,0, type transmission of the automatic covering device and the looks interior brandnew. I will be changing wheels/tires I am of the 85; I will be pulling out the console to center outside of the 85, I will be repainting it, and I will be putting it that one in the 95 also. Then, I am vendendo mine 85 for 00. The color is a dark dark green, with a interior of tan. Everything works, nothing escapes. 90K has the miles, and I bought this bad boy for 500. Ahhhh.... The life of the rough one is good.

Spanish:

I fixed the editions that my 85 BXLT had yesterday buying 95 XL. II will obtain pics upon this weekend, but it appears to have been "an institutional" model; no carpet, within spare parts et cetera. But it has all the bells and it whistles to me needs: CA, estereofonia of the assassin, 5,0, the inner type transmission of the AOD and glances brandnew. I will interchange wheels/tires of the 85; I will give a pull to the console of center of the 85, repintaré, and will also put that in the 95. Then, I am selling my 85 for 00. The color is green dark the dark, with a interior of so. Everything works, nothing escaped. 90K has miles, and I bought badly to that boy for 500. Ahhhh.... The life of the rough one is good.

Jaxboro
09-02-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by 85 BXLT
stereo of the assassin

I love the sound of that!:thumbup

Pony-boy
09-02-2003, 10:00 PM
I wish I didn't have carpet and leather.
I got kids.
I need to upgrade to a plastic floor.

Good buy, can't wait to see it.