Big Mike C.
03-19-2003, 03:41 PM
Right after high school I had just rebuilt the engine in my F-100 so we decided to break it in by driving down to PCB, Florida. Things went well and I actually won a belly flop contest at Spinnakers on the beach, a fifty dollar bar tab. We started off with tekillya! Majorly hung over the next day and to relieve the pain we ate a big greasy breakfast at a Denny's and sarted popping beers. I do not advocate drunk driving and have changed my ways since then, however it was time to drive the 6 hours home. It was a long drive and we were not quite ourselves and needed something to keep us up. At about this time we came across a guy on the side of the road with a duffel bag. There were two of us and we were big tough macho guys so we weren't scared of being attacked, robbed or raped. So, we picked him up. Frank slid over in the middle and the guy threw his bag on the florboard and slid in. Why he didn't throw it in the back of the truck I don't know, anyhow as we are driving Frank notices that something in the bag is moving. He ignores it at first and we go on driving. The bag keeps moving and kinda brushing Franks leg, Finally he asks the guy, " whats in the bag?" the guy says, "none of your damn business". This was pretty much the first thing he had said since picking him up other than a mumbled "thanks". We continued on our way and the bag continues to move, Frank asks again; "Dude, whats in the bag?" again he replys "none of your damn business". Frank and I look at each other like what the fug. I now start to notice the bag and am keeping an eye on it. Finally I say whats it in the friggin bag, Again the guy says, "none of you damn business". At this time a do a beautiful quick "Dukes of Hazard" slide stop from about 60 mph on the side of the road and tell the guy to get the FUG outta my truck. As he opens the door Frank kinda pushes him out and we take off in our drunken stupor not realizing he had left the bag on the floorboard!