Anyone here ever got into a street race in there bronco? I've been in 3, I won 2. The funny thing is, as i'm sure you all know, I couldn't go above 75 in my truck....

Did your compeditors know they where racing?

honestly.... and I really wouldn't go bragging about an illegal activity in a public forum.

Yeah, let's not start a street racing thread. It'll get ugly. Fast.

You have a bronco not a mustang. You need see someone about this identity crisis.

Cody

your bronco cant go over 75mph??? ive topped over my speedometer which is 85mph and had weight in the truck so i know it was faster then 85mph. anyone know broncos top speed probably around 100mph maybe. OJ was probably really testing out his bronc haha

but answering your questions yes. I raced a legend and an older tahoe and a 70 blazer. against the legend we both won..long story but tahoe and blazer i beat

i streetrace all the time yo :rofl:

i raced a ford f150 on new years real smart since the cops are out looking for drunk drivers speedometer stop when it got down to neutral

I tried to take some jalapi (sp?) Escort....









I couldn't keep up. :brownbag

Did your compeditors know they where racing?
No kidding. These threads on here saying "I raced a so and so and won" always make me laugh.

Overtaking a Honda to pass or cut them off does not constitute "street racing." Nor does jumping Grandma in her Lincoln Town Car at a red light and being ahead for 50 yards. Or when Barbie in her Escalade is on the phone and has no clue she's being passed by a Bronco losing chunks of dried mud does not in any way make a "race."

When you get up beside a Mustang with an unmistakable blower-whine, you give him a blip of your weak small block Flowmaster exhaust, so he looks over and gives a smirk and you wait for the light to drop, hammer down, hang off his quarter panel to the 60 foot mark, then watch his taillights pull farther away while thinking, oh yeah, I'm in a 6000 pound FOUR WHEEL DRIVE...then you can say you've raced, and lost.

I work on my reaction time every chance I get at red lights, and most often I make it to the other side of the intersection first....according to the stories here, I should be a friggin street racing champ!!

yes, eveyone knew we were racing. My cousin's yota wasn't working right, som erandom old guy was looking at me in an intersection and reving his engine, and then my friend in his eclipse asked to race home from work, I never had a chance. But I beat the broken yota and grandpaw...

My old 69 Impala w/350 could take a Camero w/396 at 1/8 mi, after that I was toast. We had an 80' F250 4x4 w/400 that could do the same against a 70' Cougar w/429.

Moral of the story, small blocks wrap up quick, but there's no repacement for displacement :D

oh yeah, I'm in a 6000 pound FOUR WHEEL DRIVE...then you can say you've raced, and lost.

Maybe you could race the Mustang when theres snow on the ground, I think the 4 wheel drive would help haha...

Anyone here ever got into a street race in there bronco? I've been in 3, I won 2. The funny thing is, as i'm sure you all know, I couldn't go above 75 in my truck....

I find this interesting as well being that my truck with 6" lift, 4.10s, 32" tires and a stock underpowered 300 could easily do 80+ (damn broken speedometer....)

som erandom old guy was looking at me in an intersection and reving his engine,

But I beat the broken yota and grandpaw...Grampa wasn't racing you :histerica

I dont know how many times I'v done that to some kid just to get a reaction.
I always find it halariouse when they take off like a bat out of hell and I just casualy drive to the next lite. There faces are priceless when I casualy drive up next to them, look over, smirk, and rev it some more.
Lite turns green and BAM, there off again. Always gives me a chuckle. :histerica

Gampa wasn't racing you :histerica

I dont know how many times I'v done that to some kid just to get a reaction.
I always find it halariouse when they take off like a bat out of hell and I just casualy drive to the next lite. There faces are priceless when I casualy drive up next to them, look over, smirk, and rev it some more.
Lite turns green and BAM, there off adain. Always gives me a chuckle. :histerica

that is fun. especially in the mach. i can hear it now "man some guy in a mach 1 reved at me and whooped his ass... i mean what was he thinking, he could beat a z-71?"

for mels the 2 races i won was from a stop and also a 30mph roll so say what cha think thats a race and the other was just someone challenging me and then we both pounded the throttle. im sure most of everyone here talking about who they have raced was really a race not just pulling up to a barbie gril in her escalade and giving it gas...

I find this interesting as well being that my truck with 6" lift, 4.10s, 32" tires and a stock underpowered 300 could easily do 80+ (damn broken speedometer....)

My 78 with 3:55s, a 400M engine, and 33 inch tires KIND of top out at 75, I wouldnt want to go anymore than that as I dont want to risk blowing my motor not knowing what RPM's I was turning at the time haha

Did your compeditors know they where racing?
doubtfull, unless they saw this http://fordfuelinjection.com/public/smilie_drag-tree.gif

Racing a Bronc against a car? :histerica

A little light-to-light action is fun if you're up against something that's at least competitively equal. However, I like getting lined up next to a mid-90's rusted-ass chebby truck with loud (broken or straightpipe POP-POP-POP!) exhaust. :toothless Silly chebby drivers...

I used to street race in the Mustang, but those days are behind me now. I'd like to stay alive and keep my license and car, thanks.

This town amazes me at times. 3 types of drivers here. The ricers, the 4x4s, and everyone else in between. A couple of buddies and I would be heading somewhere to eat, and happen to find a group of ricers parked somewhere. We'd usually all pull, rev up, and circle the group a few times... just to watch them get all antsy in their pantsy.

I've pulled a few ricers from a light.... well, wouldn't exactly call them ricers... just wanna be's. Just floor it all the way to the speed limit. It was a pathetic display on most of their parts, whether they pulled on me, or vice versa. If you can't blantantly outrun a bronco with a 6 in lift, 35s, stock gearing, and a severly worn out 351, then you might as well sell your crap box car and walk everywhere.

Me and my buddies will pull from a light occassionally. Proud to say the poor bronco will pull a buddy's 94 f-250 PSD (5 speed, 6 in lift, 35s, stock gearing)... but it shames me to be pulled by a 78 K-10 (6 in lift, 35s, 400 SB, regeared).

Anyone here ever got into a street race in there bronco? I've been in 3, I won 2. The funny thing is, as i'm sure you all know, I couldn't go above 75 in my truck....

And Coolest FSB 16 year old kid goes to ............


That is so awesome, I am going to go tell my wife so she can finally have something to get hot about.

Be sure not to tell all the women, they may want to see your penis. It sounds huge from these stories.


And Gack, I don't care how old I get, reving the engine at stupid HS boys never gets old. reminds me of that Simpsons with Lisa, "Is a hampster smarter then my Brother." Cupcake with hi voltage hooked up. Good stuff. Everytime.

reminds me of that Simpsons with Lisa, "Is a hampster smarter then my Brother." Cupcake with hi voltage hooked up. Good stuff. Everytime.

:rofl: omg, classic Simpsons material right there. :thumbup

I've got a 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX which for all of you who dont know thats the Turbo AWD.. anyways i do a little racing with it... i pulled a 13 second 1/4 mile 2 weeks ago... thats pretty good for a Daily Driver

I've got a 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX which for all of you who dont know thats the Turbo AWD.. anyways i do a little racing with it... i pulled a 13 second 1/4 mile 2 weeks ago... thats pretty good for a Daily Driver


OMFG that is soooo kewl.

Worst hijack ever in the worst thread EVAR!

OMFG that is soooo kewl.

Worst hijack ever in the worst thread EVAR!

And the winner for the most true statment EVER goes to.......





:bday :bday :bday :bday RALPENSTEIN:bday :bday :bday :bday

OMFG that is soooo kewl.

Worst hijack ever in the worst thread EVAR!

You like Bear mace Bro?

Go with Christ Brah.

I run the truck every now and again, my avatar is from racing a Dodge Cummins up I-81. I'm pretty sure he knew he was racing, judging from the large amounts of black smoke emitting from his tailpipe. And yes I took that pic with my camera phone while running 100+ so:goodfinge

Every now and then I have to embarass ricer. I smoked a "pimped out" Cavalier the other day and I was weighing over 20k. I let out of it when I ran out of speedo, and of course he came buzzing by with his flashers on. There's something to brag about, I can here it now "Yo I blew the doors off this TURBO pickup yo!"

morons

but seriously cut the kid some slack, you know the old saying "It's more fun to go fast in something slow than it is to go slow in something fast"

I smoked a hemi ram once.

I've gotten my bronco up to 115 before but that was down hill with higher gearing in the 9in. I know i was going that fast because i had my friend in his integra next to me. And that was scary as s**t with 33in tires.

Anyone here ever got into a street race in there bronco? I've been in 3, I won 2. The funny thing is, as i'm sure you all know, I couldn't go above 75 in my truck....

Yeah Dood I do it all the time. Its way killer and I like endangering people while I line up to race a 3500 pound brick down the two lane with bad brakes and even worse manuvorability. Thats my Idea of a great night yeh


I've got a 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX which for all of you who dont know thats the Turbo AWD.. anyways i do a little racing with it... i pulled a 13 second 1/4 mile 2 weeks ago... thats pretty good for a Daily Driver

is this before or after you sister found out you stole her car?






You might be retarded if..............

is this before or after you sister found out you stole her car?

:lolup :lolup

i had one street race in the bronco and lost miserably, but when you stomp on it at the green and the rear u-joint explodes and takes the driveshaft and yoke with it, you're probably gonna lose anyway. now with the lightning i'll go pay 20 bucks and race legally, much better than the 200 ticket and driving school (or costing my truck or my life or someone elses life)

i had one street race in the bronco and lost miserably, but when you stomp on it at the green and the rear u-joint explodes and takes the driveshaft and yoke with it, you're probably gonna lose anyway.

If you had auto locking hubs you coulda thrown it in 4 and still beat those ricers, Now if you had manuel we forgive you.

not sure if this thread is retarded or pretty funny anyway might as well join in.

I have actually been too ****ing scared to race my bronco on pavement, it accelerates scarily fast with 39.5's on it but the suspension and steering are not made for high speed manuvers that is for sure. but we race our trucks and broncos all summer out on the sand here by the river.

Now my 1979 F150 4x4 Custom stock hieght with 285/75 R16 tires is another matter all together. After i dropped in the 460 that took me over a year to build (pics available) it easily sent the needle around the speedo and bounced on the peg on zero on the highway. I pull it out of storage once in a while to go play out on the cruise with the high schoolers, none of them ever seriously race so it is all in good fun. what i get a kick out of the most is using the twin stick and spinning the front tires a bit, stop then spin the back, then up into 4 high make all 4 spin and take off like a bat out of hell and laugh at the gawking looks. but the 8-10 MPG really sucks though.

I don't race as much as I do stoplight drags. If someone looks cocky that they're gonna blow me away, I'll stomp on it off the light, and let off before it goes to far. No sense in rolling my bronco because some acura wanted to go faster.

That being said, I went to the track once with my bronco to race my buddy's Civic. I'm sure a 18-wheeler could pull a faster quarter mile than me.

If you had auto locking hubs you coulda thrown it in 4 and still beat those ricers, Now if you had manuel we forgive you.i could have thrown in 4x but didn't think i would have traction problems with 35's and who knew a u-joint would frown on me for doing that to it?

lol you guys are funny

and to the lincoln comment :goodfinge

i guarantee my lincoln would smoke that broncos asssssssss :goodfinge :goodfinge

I've pondered the thought of a seriously hopped up 460 in a bronco, makes me wish i never started building the lincoln sometimes..i mean you can go just about everywhere in all conditions in a truck. :rockon :rockon

Whats the fastest time a bronco has ran in 1/4 mile (4x4 equipped) on this board?

you guys might get a kick outta this

i streetraced my buddies 85 bronco like two years ago before i ever started modding my lincoln and before i ever imagined i'd own a bronco...should payed attention back then. :thumbup

i had a rwd v8 5.0 H.O. 4k lb mark vii with an automatic

vs

85 FSB with an 11 second 302 stang motor dropped in

i got my fuggin ass handed to me off the line, we still laugh about it to this day. :rofl:

You know, I think all the guys bashing us for talking about racing, are just sour cause they raced once when they were 16 and got there @$$ handed to them...

Ive street raced once in my Bronco and lost. But in my defence, I swear that scooter the blew my doors off was turbo charged or something. Not fair.:brownbag

You know, I think all the guys bashing us for talking about racing, are just sour cause they raced once when they were 16 and got there @$$ handed to them...

Nope Ive had my ass handed to many times Racing is fun street racing is stupid.

Cost me 3 nights in Jail, revoked license, 800$ a MONTH insurance, and a sold car, Also a Whole bunch of what ifs. think about what if at that time a Kid was riding his Bike across the street? What if a car pulled out of that intersection, What if you lost control and took out your passanger and the other car. Think about those for a while. ;)

You know, I think all the guys bashing us for talking about racing, are just sour cause they raced once when they were 16 and got there @$$ handed to them...

Oh Snap...

:histerica

edit: Pulling out of this before it goes too far.

I see nothing wrong with taking off hard from a light to see if you can beat a z71 with 2" duals and cherry bombs... I do have a problem with going sideways smoking your tires and going over the speed limit in a residential area- saying "go to the track" is all fine and dandy but those with 18 second broncos are probably not going to... SO, my point is DON'T be unsafe or stupid but a stoplight throwdown is not a big deal in the right circumstances... That said if I catch some 'tard driving unsafe around my family -I'll leave it to your imagination!

Yet another reason we shouldnt have this dumb ass section.

Whats the fastest time a bronco has ran in 1/4 mile (4x4 equipped) on this board?
Pat finally broke in the 10s and stood it on the bumper. http://fullsizebronco.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80738&highlight=pat


You know, I think all the guys bashing us for talking about racing, are just sour cause they raced once when they were 16 and got there @$$ handed to them...
Not hardly. I have driven our 10 second drag car and spent every weekend at the dragstrip. I'm a drag racer first and a Bronco driver second.

I know the dangers involved. I know several kids from local high school killed when racing on the street and losing control. To even think about a high rate of speed in a 4WD Bronco that doesn't handle or stop like a car is foolish.

Derrick, if you dont like this section, dont read it....were not making you. I didn't start this thread to piss anyone off, just see what other dumb 16 year olds(Yes, I just said I'm a dumb 16 year old) do when they get into a racing situation...If you dont like, dont read it...:twak

shut up.

Why, do you not like to read our stories?

Man if you guys are just going to flame those of us that fire off the line, why are you wasting your time on this thread? you could be helping people that need help on other parts of the site, but your wasting your time here. I dont understand you adults sometimes......It's like you have nothing better to do then yell at teenagers, for being teenagers.....you can yell(or type) till your blue in the face( or get carpal tunnel), but it's not going to change anything. Where still going to be 16....

I used to always challenge my buddy is his souped-up Mustang. He never took me up on it because I only agreed to race him if it was an offorad track.

im 17 edit: and Im not a dumb ass, so thats no excuse.

Why, do you not like to read our stories?

Man if you guys are just going to flame those of us that fire off the line, why are you wasting your time on this thread? you could be helping people that need help on other parts of the site, but your wasting your time here. I dont understand you adults sometimes......It's like you have nothing better to do then yell at teenagers, for being teenagers.....you can yell(or type) till your blue in the face( or get carpal tunnel), but it's not going to change anything. Where still going to be 16....

I want to stick my balls in your mouth

Why mike, your girlfriend not getting it done for ya?

I hope you die slowly in a fire...no seriously, please, for the sake of the progression of humanity it is vital that you cease to breathe.

Why mike, your girlfriend not getting it done for ya?

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't want one. I just want to stick my balls in your mouth.

What the **** guys. I thought the idjits over at FIBC were assholes.

Yes, some people are ****in' tards when they first get their liscence. I was one of them (probably still am, in someone's eyes,) but after blowing axles and and getting screamed at by people who saw me being stupid, I got smarter and slowed down. Let them make their own damn mistakes, let them sit in jail for a night or two for dangerous driving.

Just because you bitch somone out on a website, doesn't mean you're right to do so. Stop waving your E-dicks around, and just leave it be if you don't like it. Posting shit just brings it back to the top of the forum.

****in' shit, why does this always happen? I swear, some of you need something else to do.

we were not assholes until he started making retard comments directed at us. Then we got pissed. we just dont want him killing someone. For all I care he can die being a tard, but dont take anyones else with him. A blown axle is the least to be worried about.

Just because you bitch somone out on a website, doesn't mean you're right to do so.

Yes it does because I'm always right

What would FSB be without Mike...


:histerica :histerica :histerica

Stop waving your E-dicks around, and just leave it be if you don't like it. Posting shit just brings it back to the top of the forum.

What's the use in having an E-dick if you can't wave it around???

Oh and....BTT...:goodfinge

Damnit, if I wasn't laughing I'd probably keep scolding.

beat my friends 04 silvarado offraoding....i got him going up hill with 4x4...his was rear wheel only.....we were drifting/rally racing...

beat my friends 04 silvarado offraoding....i got him going up hill with 4x4...his was rear wheel only.....we were drifting/rally racing...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Choco_chip_cookie.jpg/275px-Choco_chip_cookie.jpg

dont post illegal stuff on a public forum?!
COME ON!
3/4 of the "Stories" and "Wheeling" Forums wouldnt exist if we didnt put illegal stuff on here,
Plus, its only illegal if you get caught ;-)
ha ha. PLAY BALL!

Plus, its only illegal if you get caught ;-)
ha ha. PLAY BALL!

I second that

3/4 of the "Stories" and "Wheeling" Forums wouldnt exist if we didnt put totally made up stuff on here

Fixed it for ya.

Poopy, your cookie bout made me poo myself...:histerica

How about your bronco's at the mud drags!!! The shit here in Texas gets pretty tough, like when it's stock class and towed in and I have insurance and inspection stickers and drove mine there, but I didn't come in last!!

I learned street racing from Vin Diesel, because Chuck Norris was out of NAAAAAWS



My 78 with 3:55s, a 400M engine, and 33 inch tires KIND of top out at 75, I wouldnt want to go anymore than that as I dont want to risk blowing my motor not knowing what RPM's I was turning at the time haha

Then something is wrong with it, y freewheeler would bury the speedometer with the same set up. When it was DD I could make the 55 mile commute to work in 50 minutes depending on traffic.


What's the use in having an E-dick if you can't wave it around???

Too bad the forums don't use the same technology as Wii, we could all swordfight. :goodfinge

dont post illegal stuff on a public forum?!
COME ON!
3/4 of the "Stories" and "Wheeling" Forums wouldnt exist if we didnt put illegal stuff on here,
Plus, its only illegal if you get caught ;-)
ha ha. PLAY BALL!

That would be fine with pretty much everyone but the newbs if they were gone forever. I can honestly say I would not miss this section at all.

Why, do you not like to read our stories?

Man if you guys are just going to flame those of us that fire off the line, why are you wasting your time on this thread? you could be helping people that need help on other parts of the site, but your wasting your time here. I dont understand you adults sometimes......It's like you have nothing better to do then yell at teenagers, for being teenagers.....you can yell(or type) till your blue in the face( or get carpal tunnel), but it's not going to change anything. Where still going to be 16....

Grow up and STFU :thumbup Thanks for 12 incredibly worthless posts on FSB. Floss your teeth with Mike's ball sack hair

touche
i know i know.
but its always fun to listen to how people made an ass of themselves over the weekend, isnt it?

Dude this one time i totally smoked this 2035 cobra with an a invisble driver for a 1/4 mi with my tennis raquet of zippiness

:popc1: :histerica

One time I was driving south on highway 99 just north of Fresno and my girlfriend wanted to ****...so I tilted the wheel all the way up and she undid my pants and whipped my cock out. Then she sucked me off for a minute and then sat on my dick. We ****ed like that for a few minutes (about as long as it takes) and then when she was getting off she hit her head on the rear view mirror and broke the whole thing off the windhsield. That pissed me off. I didn't talk to the ****in bitch untill we got to Bakersfield

Only you Mike

no, same thing happened to another guy I know too.

I always wondered what happened to the rear view mirrors in used cars that have them broken off, now I know

and that kids is why we don't smoke crack......we bang heroin instead

Dude guess guess what......One time i was street raceing from thefront seat of my couch....and i like totally met gumby maaaaannnnn.......No seriously dude he like totally lives behind my eyeball man......He threw pokey out though and he like totally splated on the floor dude. Does everything taste like purple to you guys?

Then something is wrong with it, y freewheeler would bury the speedometer with the same set up. When it was DD I could make the 55 mile commute to work in 50 minutes depending on traffic.


Dont doubt that, my motor is a lil tired, but again, I could have gone faster but didn't need to, and didn't have a tach in, now I have one in, but not wired up yet haha