Driver's Ed and Bronco

The other day me and a friend of mine were making a parts run in the bronco when we rolled up to a stop light next to a drivers ed car. I noticed the kid (the little asshole was waering a sweater vest and tie), he pointed at the bronco, said something to the instructor and laughed. The window on the car was down and I remembered how my catalytic converter was going and it was blowing out black, smelly water. My exhaust tip is at window level, so I pulled up so my pipe was next to the car. I slammed the truck into neutral and revvved the piss out of it. The truck blew out the watery crap all over the kid. I took off as the light changed!!!!:histerica :beer

You taught him to laugh at you.

Everyone always asks me "why don't you run stacks on your diesel"


thats why:rofl:

You taught him to laugh at you.

haha,

A question though, why the hell is your truck spitting black water?

haha,

A question though, why the hell is your truck spitting black water?

Because one of the byproducts of the converter is water.

My question (not to hijack) is why does mine without cats still drip water?

Because one of the byproducts of the converter is water.

My question (not to hijack) is why does mine without cats still drip water?

Condensation in the pipe and that MTBE fuel additive.

:rolleyes: That's one way to portray SUV owners and four wheelers in a positive light.

whatever man that little punk deserved it. reminds me of the south park episode where everyone bought hybrids. Snobby little b@st@rd.

it would have been even funnier if he caught up to you at the next light and punched you in the throat. that would be a story worth posting.

it would have been even funnier if he caught up to you at the next light and punched you in the throat. that would be a story worth posting.

:histerica :histerica

A good beat down by a kid in a sweater vest is a major short cut on the road to raod to humility!

Jeez, and you didn't have a video camera with ya to record it? :twak

Okay, the sweater vest makes him a fayg by automatic disqualification from the heterosexual community. If the instructor was laughing at something he said, the instructor is a fayg by extension. Hence, this shit is funny, any way you look at it. :D

That tops anything I've ever done when I see a driver's ed car on the road.

:twak

I'll get condensation if my truck is idling, otherwise I don't blow water. You must have something funky there...

No cat's on mine, though, just duals through glasspacks and out tips.

I'll get condensation if my truck is idling, otherwise I don't blow water. You must have something funky there...

No cat's on mine, though, just duals through glasspacks and out tips.

I don't have a muffler, its just straight pipe off the cats. The truck only does it once in a while especially when its cold out. Once the truck warms up its cool.

Because one of the byproducts of the converter is water.

My question (not to hijack) is why does mine without cats still drip water?

Because the cats do not make the water, the engine does. Water is a byproduct of combustion, and it is made in large quantities in every combustion engine. It usually is in vapor form, but when the surface of the exhaust pipe is cool enough, water will condense inside the exhaust system.

The reason you notice more condensation on a catalyst car is due to the fact that the catalyst robs heat energy from the exhaust while the engine is cold and due to the fact that the small passages in a catalyst dampen the pulses of the exhaust, giving it a more uniform velocity over time.

funny shit right there

would have loved to see that from a 3rd party perspective

I thought it was funny. LMAO. Thanks I needed it.

i wonder what the kid said u shullda pulled him outta the car like u were gonna kick his lil pretty boy toy @$$ just to scare him then politely ask him what the hell he said and if he admits to making fun of u or ur truck then ya stomp a new mudding hole in him!

:rofl: Yeah. Stomp him like a narc at a biker rally.:histerica

i was beeing serious that shit pisses me off hell if u dont like my truck or nething about me f**k u u can walk pal and i wouldda beat the shit outta that kid u dont mak efun of me and get away with it ive made ppl get outta my truck for saying shit it and me im dead serious!!

Damn buddy... lighten up a bit or your gonna die young from high blood pressure or something

ttb ur kinda like my gaurdian angel ya know that? lol but seriouly have u ever had someone say they didnt like ur truck? u spent most of all ur money on and then ppl just put it down like that kinda makes u feel like what u absolutly love dont matter idk maybe i think too negitvie maybe the kid said man i wish i had a real truck (a.k.a. fsb) and the instuctor said hahahahaha yeah that would be cool (i dount that but ne way its the thought that counts right?)

Somebody has probably said it before... but I couldn't hear them over that damn diesel engine!


funny story one time I got really trashed in Tenn. and was hung over all morning so my sister drove home. Every stoplight she got to she would roll that PSD right up next to someone's open window. One guy was trying to talk on his cell phone and she rolled right up next to him, so he pulled up. Just like a woman she inched forward until she was right back nect to him without even relizing it. She did it like 3 times before the light changed so the guy flicked her off. She started asking me what the hell he was flicking her off for and again, like a woman, sat there as the the car in front of us took off. The guy was in the turn lane and when I pointed down the road and she noticed and jammed down on the go petal, inadvertantly filling the guys car with smoke. I started laughing my ass off until my head hurt again and she had NO CLUE what she had just done. That shit was funny...

You've really got to get past what other people think about you! Be content with yourself because no matter who you are, what you drive, or what you wear (like a sweater vestand tie, for example), some insecure dickhead is going to make fun of it.

haha i woullda laughed my ass off thats great just the other day (here in stinkin lincoln Nebraska its really icey out) a lil green honda slid under the back of my truck b4 school and he started cuzzing me out so i just turned and walked away i left my camera in my locker so i didnt get a pic of it but i thought my fullsize white bronco looked pretty bad ass on top of the lil ricegrinder!!! haha

[EDIT: Story removed by myself... it reached the target audience, also a little more personal info than I want on the interweb]


Moral of the story was supposed to be don't loose your head in traffic, but I guess the new moral is if your gonna road rage, better think on your feet when the man shows up on your doorstep.


For real though it's not worth it, when you get out the truck to confront someone you never know the mental condition of that person. That guy could be coked up with a .32 in his boot feelin 10 feet tall and bulletproof.

no he was cussing me out but thats a hell of good story haha and i love the excuse!!! wow!

hehe
i love the preps at my school that drive rice burners
they dont like it that i drift through their neighborhoods at 45 when all the speed they can get is 5 mph and they spin out

haha nebraska1991 where do u live imfrom lincoln

I did that once in my old suburban. It had true duals, with Magnaflow mufflers. It sounded great, but it was a POS, burned oil like crazy, had hardly any compression... and it threw alot of shit out of the exhaust, like nasty water and whatnot.

Anyway, I was at the gas station and when I got done pumping, I went inside, and their was this rich lookin' bitch there, she kept giving me these dirty looks and shit... So I went out, got back in the truck and started it. She went to walk past my truck and I just revved it up like crazy...

She had a very light tan party dress on, like she was goin somewhere special, and after I did that, She had on a light tan Party dress spotted with oily black spots. She was ****in' pissed. She flipped out.

She ran to her car, where as far as I could tell, her boyfriend and her attempted to chase me, but they turned off eventually.

I would have loved to see that

there's a big problem where I live with people riding their bicycles on the road, even in the middle lane on a three laner. if I'm in my convertible (02 camaro SS), I'll be in the lane next to them, and about 50 ft before I get to them, I'll punch it hard, then slam on my brakes and scream "oh shit, look out!!!!!" I've already stopped before I get to them so there's no real danger of hitting them, but it's funny to watch them fall on the ground in fear!!!! one guy threw a water bottle and hit my car. went to jail for that one though cause I stopped and whooped this guys ass, and good too. people should know instinctively not to throw anything at a nice sports car.

huh whats weird though is this is a place where we dont like blazers wed rather have our broncos wth is 'shouldagotablazer'?

there's a big problem where I live with people riding their bicycles on the road, even in the middle lane on a three laner. if I'm in my convertible (02 camaro SS), I'll be in the lane next to them, and about 50 ft before I get to them, I'll punch it hard, then slam on my brakes and scream "oh shit, look out!!!!!" I've already stopped before I get to them so there's no real danger of hitting them, but it's funny to watch them fall on the ground in fear!!!! one guy threw a water bottle and hit my car. went to jail for that one though cause I stopped and whooped this guys ass, and good too. people should know instinctively not to throw anything at a nice sports car.:histerica :histerica
You stopped the car, went back, and "whooped this guys ass, and good" huh? ...and he's the one that went to jail?

:bs That's assault on your part - both with the car, even if you didn't touch them; and with your "whooping". If you were still around to press charges against the guy (...uh, for what? :scratchhe ), and you had just done what you say you did, you'd have been the one in the back of that squad car, not him.

Go back to your bridge.

there's a big problem where I live with people riding their bicycles on the road, even in the middle lane on a three laner. if I'm in my convertible (02 camaro SS), I'll be in the lane next to them, and about 50 ft before I get to them, I'll punch it hard, then slam on my brakes and scream "oh shit, look out!!!!!" I've already stopped before I get to them so there's no real danger of hitting them, but it's funny to watch them fall on the ground in fear!!!! one guy threw a water bottle and hit my car. went to jail for that one though cause I stopped and whooped this guys ass, and good too. people should know instinctively not to throw anything at a nice sports car.

You are ridiculous, red-neck, dumbass. Please do the world a favor: Wrap your convertible around a telephone pole soon and remove yourself from the gene pool.:thumbup People like you make me question my stance on abortion.

there's a big problem where I live with people riding their bicycles on the road, even in the middle lane on a three laner. if I'm in my convertible (02 camaro SS), I'll be in the lane next to them, and about 50 ft before I get to them, I'll punch it hard, then slam on my brakes and scream "oh shit, look out!!!!!" I've already stopped before I get to them so there's no real danger of hitting them, but it's funny to watch them fall on the ground in fear!!!! one guy threw a water bottle and hit my car. went to jail for that one though cause I stopped and whooped this guys ass, and good too. people should know instinctively not to throw anything at a nice sports car.

Good job...way to go.

there's a big problem where I live with people riding their bicycles on the road, even in the middle lane on a three laner. if I'm in my convertible (02 camaro SS), I'll be in the lane next to them, and about 50 ft before I get to them, I'll punch it hard, then slam on my brakes and scream "oh shit, look out!!!!!" I've already stopped before I get to them so there's no real danger of hitting them, but it's funny to watch them fall on the ground in fear!!!! one guy threw a water bottle and hit my car. went to jail for that one though cause I stopped and whooped this guys ass, and good too. people should know instinctively not to throw anything at a nice sports car.

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"Shouldagotablazer" is a troll. http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/showthread.php?t=88325

You are ridiculous, red-neck, dumbass. Please do the world a favor: Wrap your convertible around a telephone pole soon and remove yourself from the gene pool.:thumbup People like you make me question my stance on abortion.


Hell yeah this is good stuff and i got FREE front row tickets!!! WOO HOO!!:popc1:

there's a big problem where I live with people riding their bicycles on the road, even in the middle lane on a three laner. if I'm in my convertible (02 camaro SS), I'll be in the lane next to them, and about 50 ft before I get to them, I'll punch it hard, then slam on my brakes and scream "oh shit, look out!!!!!" I've already stopped before I get to them so there's no real danger of hitting them, but it's funny to watch them fall on the ground in fear!!!! one guy threw a water bottle and hit my car. went to jail for that one though cause I stopped and whooped this guys ass, and good too. people should know instinctively not to throw anything at a nice sports car.

Way to go!! I hope I get to try that soon...:doh0715:

Ahh trolls :popc1:

judging the context, shouldagotablazer went to jail ialous. have someone with an education help you with your literary skills. start small, don't get frustrated and don't be afraid to ask for help with the big words. it'll be ok. funny story though, be nice to convertibles p54519, if you really have a bronco, you have a convertible too. I do the same thing with bicyclists in my Z28. always puts a grin on my face if I had a bad day. I like to drive through the ghetto sometimes and get the attention of the homeless people on the street corners and throw change into the middle of the road if it's a busy intersection and watch them chase it!! crackheads will do ANYTHING for a dollar. bob and weave, bob and weave!!!

87bronco35, i live near Fremont
have home in lincoln, but avoid it as the people in lincoln dont know how to drive, make fun of my truck, then when i leave em in the tiresmoke they cry foul play and one tried to egg me(so i slammed on my brakes and he cracked his radiator on my trailer hitch) :D

judging the context, shouldagotablazer went to jail ialous. have someone with an education help you with your literary skills. start small, don't get frustrated and don't be afraid to ask for help with the big words. it'll be ok. funny story though, be nice to convertibles p54519, if you really have a bronco, you have a convertible too. I do the same thing with bicyclists in my Z28. always puts a grin on my face if I had a bad day. I like to drive through the ghetto sometimes and get the attention of the homeless people on the street corners and throw change into the middle of the road if it's a busy intersection and watch them chase it!! crackheads will do ANYTHING for a dollar. bob and weave, bob and weave!!!


Glad you could take a break from being a pox on humanity in order to type this crap. Hope you enjoy your brief time here at FSB!:thumbup

Glad you take a break from being a pox on humanity in order to type this crap. Hope you enjoy your brief time here at FSB!:thumbup:popc1:
Ironic, isn't it? Someone who comments about literary skills doesn't understand basic punctuation and the use of capital letters.

It must be spring already; they're coming out from under their bridges, looking to feed.

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y do they make fun of it?

Hey, I reed gooder than all y'all!!