For the last month or so there has been a really loud really annoying bird in my neighbors tree. I dont mind birds in the day time but this bird starts making noise at 11pm and doesnt stop till almost 5am... Its got like 6 or 7 different noises it makes over and over and over again. Sounds like one of those early 1990's car alarms. It does not stop for more than a minute at a time from 11pm to 5am.. It keeps me up and im assuming my neighbors too because on friday i looked over and my neighbor was staring at his big tree and pointing.. I asked if he was looking for "that" bird and he mumbled something and said "yes".. Last night the bird was louder than usual. I was so pissed that i was ready to get out my 308 and blow it up.. If it wasnt so illegal i would have done it.. This morning at 7am i woke up to the sound of chainsaws.. The neighbor was on a ladder chopping up the tree.. :histerica I hope it doesnt move closer to my window...

http://www.bronkzilla.com/images/misc/ITSWAR.jpg

hahahaha

Just don't ever shot pellets at it if it's on a phone, cable or power line. Sometimes the pellets miss and lodge them selves in the lines. The phone and cable companies get pissed cause it royally screws up their signals, then they goto your neighbors and ask "who was shooting at birds on the lines"???

Then they come to your house with a bill for a few grand for replacing the line.

:brownbag

Keep it fair, and use one of these:
http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/525352/fullsize/wr-1.jpg

It makes the kill that much more pleasurable.

hmmmmmmm....

hmmmmmmm....

Trust me, It'll provide hours of entertainment.

Just don't shoot em on the overhead lines.

I have a similar problem with cats. They are using my yard as a litter box. There is roughly 25 of them. They are wild and live in a field behind the neighbors house. 2 of my neighbors leave food out for them although we have asked them not to and animal control has told them not to. They cross my yard along the way to their feeding grounds and poop all over the place on their way.

Cat poop is nasty. Real nasty. I have an immuno-suppresed child. She can't even go in my front yard now. Do you think the neighbors bitches give a crap? No.

I want either a very high power very accurate pellet gun or a crossbow.

I figure I can camp out in my Bronco and shoot em in the middle of the night. Get a buddy to come over, wear camo and shit, drink some beers. Just like REAL hunting.

But I WILL NOT shoot at them when they are sittin on the overhead lines!!

sounds and kinda looks like a mockingbird, they can make/imitate a gazillion sounds, we had one last year that would "bark" at the dogs when they went out into the back yard and then dive and peck their butts when they turned their heads :wacko

this bird attacks crows and other birds that get near it..

the wings look similar

http://static.flickr.com/47/129867211_e057b6e3cd.jpg

from wikipedia..

The Northern Mockingbird, in addition to being a good mimic, is also one of the loudest and most constantly vocal of birds. It often sings through the night, especially unmated males, or when the moon is full. It sings year-round except sometimes for the late-summer moulting season. Individual males have repertoires of 50 to 200 songs; females sing as well, but more quietly and less often than males. Mockingbirds usually sing the loudest in the twilight of the early morning when the sun is on the horizon.

Just wait until it builds a nest. It will dive bomb people too. We have one at work that does. It's funny to watch.

Just don't shoot em on the overhead lines.

I have a similar problem with cats. They are using my yard as a litter box. There is roughly 25 of them. They are wild and live in a field behind the neighbors house. 2 of my neighbors leave food out for them although we have asked them not to and animal control has told them not to. They cross my yard along the way to their feeding grounds and poop all over the place on their way.

Cat poop is nasty. Real nasty. I have an immuno-suppresed child. She can't even go in my front yard now. Do you think the neighbors bitches give a crap? No.

I want either a very high power very accurate pellet gun or a crossbow.

I figure I can camp out in my Bronco and shoot em in the middle of the night. Get a buddy to come over, wear camo and shit, drink some beers. Just like REAL hunting.

But I WILL NOT shoot at them when they are sittin on the overhead lines!!


I like sling shots, b/c they're pretty challenging to be accurate with.

One of the meanest things I've ever been a part of happened when we first started getting good with the sling shot.

My buddies and I were about 12-13. We'd been practicing with it for a few months, and had gotten pretty good. It was christmas day, and we were just kinda killin' time 'til are families had their big dinner.
We were out in their back yard shooting soda cans, and whatever else we could find.
In the next lot over was a huge church parking lot. A tree line separated their back yard from the parking lot.
One of the punk neighbor kids was driving his brand new RC car in the parking lot, and had no idea we were watching him.
Since we already had the sling shot out, we decided to take turns trying to hit it while he was out there driving it around.
We missed it a bunch of times, but since the marbles were wizzing by him & his little RC car so fast, he had NO idea what was going on...He never suspected a thing.
Finally my friend AJ nailed it, and the car completely desintegrated:shocked
I'll never forget the look on the kids face. Here he is playing with his new RC car, that I'm sure Santa brought him only a few hours ago, and now there's nothing left of it. He was dumbfounded, b/c there was no explanation for what he just witnessed.


Even though it was totally funny at the time, I still kinda feel bad.

from wikipedia.. especially unmated males,

so really, you just need to help the guy get laid and then maybe he'll quiet down :thumbup

Don't you have a pellet gun? Shoot the ****er dead.
I do it all the time to anything that pisses me off.

You guys need to watch Failure To Launch! The chick from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is in there and spends the whole movie trying to kill a bird just like that.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=RugAd_6cr9o

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=MXqtwBAX-c4

Don't you have a pellet gun? Shoot the ****er dead.

or a blow dart to the throat.

Keep it fair, and use one of these:
http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/525352/fullsize/wr-1.jpg

It makes the kill that much more pleasurable.

Major Surplus has them as well as crossbows... Oh and I heard bearings make for good ammo.

if i hear that @!#$$@!#er tonight im buying one tomorrow.

how about an airsoft gun.. are those just toy or could i f#$@ up a bird with one..

if i hear that @!#$$@!#er tonight im buying one tomorrow.

how about an airsoft gun.. are those just toy or could i f#$@ up a bird with one..

the airsofts I got my kids would not do chit...


didnt you just get a new rifle that you need to practice with?

fawkin sissy. learn how to sleep with out noises bothering you.

other than that, how about some bird food laced with some good stuff to make is go away?

.22lr. bird killin machine. quiet enough to shoot from your window.:brownbag

Slingshot it. Marbles, bearings, and frozen paintballs are good. Pennies make a cool whizzing sound. Man I wish I still had my slingshot. Or you could shoot bottle rockets at it. Better yet get some mortars from the fireworks store.

Slingshot it. Marbles, bearings, and frozen paintballs are good. Pennies make a cool whizzing sound. Man I wish I still had my slingshot. Or you could shoot bottle rockets at it. Better yet get some mortars from the fireworks store.

not in So Cal...they have outlawed all the good fireworks.

didnt you just get a new rifle that you need to practice with?

yeah... i just dont want the bullet landing in someones bedroom while they sleep..

fawkin sissy. learn how to sleep with out noises bothering you.


obviously you have never had one of these annoying flying rats by your window going non'f$@!#ing stop...

buy a cat. then shoot the cat into the tree with the slingshot

obviously you have never had one of these annoying flying rats by your window going non'f$@!#ing stop...


you ever been married?

I rest my fawkin case. :goodfinge

PAINTBALL GUN AND PAINTBALLS!! Won't harm anything, and lots of fun after you get rid of the bird!! Paintballs are just colored balls, filled with colored soap. If you hit anything else, it will just rinse off!!

you ever been married?

I rest my fawkin case. :goodfinge

:histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica

PAINTBALL GUN AND PAINTBALLS!! Won't harm anything, and lots of fun after you get rid of the bird!! Paintballs are just colored balls, filled with colored soap.


**gigglez**

you ever been married?

I rest my fawkin case. :goodfinge


im saving this for next time i see your wife on AIM... :goodfinge

Man your fast. Could'nt even get it posted and you are replying!! LOL

log on, I will tell her you want to talk to her.

buy a cat. then shoot the cat into the tree with the slingshot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsk_0_mUt0Y

im saving this for next time i see your wife on AIM... :goodfinge

she is waiting for you ya slacker.... :goodfinge

log on, I will tell her you want to talk to her.

nah.. ill wait for the right time...

might be tonight.. might be a week from now.. might be next year... :smilie_slap

geez Raf I thought you where more of a man than that letting a little birdie bug you like that. :goodfinge It won';t hurt you :cry

geez Raf I thought you where more of a man than that letting a little birdie bug you like that. :goodfinge It won';t hurt you :cry


:cry

Shit in its nest. It will soon figure out it has been out done.

its nest and the tree are gone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsk_0_mUt0Y

Perfect!

Shit in its nest. It will soon figure out it has been out done.

I need to go wash my brain now, to get the image of Raf squatting over a bird's nest in a tree and taking a dump has infected it.

Perfect!



I need to go wash my brain now, to get the image of Raf squatting over a bird's nest in a tree and taking a dump has infected it.


yeah tell me about it. Just the thought of Raf Squatting over anything brings me nightmares. :goodfinge

same here

Dammit would you shoot that little ****er already. If I lived within 100 miles of you I would come over and do it myself just for the pleasure of killing a bird and because it would make me feel really cool.

Dammit would you shoot that little ****er already. If I lived within 100 miles of you I would come over and do it myself just for the pleasure of killing a bird and because it would make me feel really cool.

so easy.....even a caveman can do it!

yeah, but then we wouldnt be able to picture my fat ass popping a squat over a birds nest...

Just drape some of Mike's sheets around your house. It'll go away. :thumbup

TAC 67... for when the neighbors don't need to know:thumbup

http://www.planetblade.com/arins/ruger/1022pic.jpg

Wish I could say it was mine... my supressor paperwork is still going through

I'VE had the same problem with these Birds also. They have pretty much taken over the block & driven the normal birds out.
I was going nuts because I would kill one & another moves right into the last ones territory. I GOT A nice B.B. rifle at Big 5 & most importantly permission from my neighbors to blow them away!

i had a similar problem with pigeons crapping all over my hot tub, my solution was a $30 pellet gun rifle from walmart. after i took out a few off my roof (scope was on right out of the box amazingly) they no longer came arround my hot tub. problem solved.

from wikipedia..




especially unmated males



find it a mate....and shut him the F*CK up....literally.:beer

Damn it ....beat me to it. found his post after my reply....

do you guys hear that............ silence..

it moved on...:drinkbud

state bird of tx:goodfinge
... get a box fan for some white noise and you can sleep comfortably through most anything

http://www.arthurgrosset.com/sabirds/photos/mimpol12861.jpg

im kinda disappointed it left, mocking birds are pretty cool, i have one outside my bedroom window in an oak tree. he might not be as much of a PITA as yours, but i guess that means he's gettin laid. that birds got more luck then me....


:doh0715:

do you guys hear that............ silence..

it moved on...:drinkbud

define "moved on"

define "moved on"

Yeah did it move on "to a better place"?

Is it more "peaceful" where it's at now?

im assuming it moved to another tree thats not anywhere near my window.. problem solved...

Trade you for my Yellow Belly sap sucker fawker problem
http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/526444/original/dsc00290.jpg

http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/526445/original/dsc00291.jpg

WOW talk about destructive

Trade you for my Yellow Belly sap sucker fawker problem
http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/526444/original/dsc00290.jpg

http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/526445/original/dsc00291.jpg

For some reason I find those pics to be very disturbing. Almost sickening, in fact.

:uke:

Gee thanx Steve.