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post #81 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-06-2013, 10:25 PM
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Unfortunately that guy just stole someone's post about their jeep and changed some of the facts. I've read it all before and it doesn't really make sense for that truck.


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Here's the one that was posted near me not long ago.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/4219600496.html
Seems to be a bandwagon people are getting on. What people don't seem to realize is that this isn't an effective sales strategy, it's just kind of funny. Or it was until people started copying and pasting it.


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I should start by saying that if you are looking for a "Pajama party Barbie Jeep" you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words "MEAT & POTATOES". This is the All American chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler.

So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.

This baby's pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can't handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her.

It has no A/C but are you kidding me. . ..Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. "What if it rains?". . .You sissy! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a dang about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the "carpet doesn't get wet and soggy" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some other piece of junk. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your "sissy sponge glove car wash kit" in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She's got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you're doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.

If you're thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the dang chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don't lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.

And forget about putting one of those "It's a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn't understand" stickers on this machine cause when you're spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . . . .real quick.

you think you're ready to park this beast on your tract of land???
If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some changes around your lair

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This jeep has carried me through 113,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie "300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you've worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.

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post #82 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-07-2013, 01:24 AM
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post #83 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-10-2013, 09:33 PM
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Just came across this ad. Except for contact info it is exactly as I found it, including lack of pictures.
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WELL MAINTAINED 42 INCH CRAFTSMAN RIDING MOWER. THIS RIDING MOWER IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION. THE MOWER IS ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD. ONE OWNER. 1000.00 0R MAKE OFFER

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From our very own. Nothing noteworthy really, except how much he wants for a truck that has HORRIBLE cancer. It's damn near stage 4 cancer. He may have come down a lot, but it's still high for a truck that needs a new body.

http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/...29#post3943129

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post #85 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-11-2013, 07:06 AM
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I'm not even shure whats going on here.
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Big Tex $7440 22K GVWR Equipment Trailer Brand New
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lawn mower utility trailer

cover well, turn up name when., concession trailor use was well as?
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post #86 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-11-2013, 10:35 AM
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From our very own. Nothing noteworthy really, except how much he wants for a truck that has HORRIBLE cancer. It's damn near stage 4 cancer. He may have come down a lot, but it's still high for a truck that needs a new body.

http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/...29#post3943129

I thought the same. $500 truck.
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post #87 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-16-2013, 03:47 PM
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No F'in way!!


Winning bid: US $17,700.00 [ 40 bids ]

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post #88 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-16-2013, 05:34 PM
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wow... how do you put in an entirely new engine and then call it an "original"?
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Passenger quarter is not the same color for OP ? Just shows you there is a buyer out there for anything.
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wow... how do you put in an entirely new engine and then call it an "original"?
That's the first thing I thought reading the description


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post #91 of 1265 (permalink) Old 12-16-2013, 10:30 PM
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That looks like the one that was for sale several years back as bone stock all original but had, had the entire undersides painted and was bein sold then for a ridiculous amount with no lift and the original 400 still in it

Can one ever have enough Fords? I think not!
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From our very own. Nothing noteworthy really, except how much he wants for a truck that has HORRIBLE cancer. It's damn near stage 4 cancer. He may have come down a lot, but it's still high for a truck that needs a new body.

http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/...29#post3943129
At first I thought it wasn't *that* bad, but I must have missed the pic of the floor pan. Jeez.


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wow... how do you put in an entirely new engine and then call it an "original"?
Same douche that told me the S/Cab I bought from him had a D60 and when I got the truck here it was a D44. He will say anything to sell a truck. I'd like to know where he keeps finding these.

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At first I thought it wasn't *that* bad, but I must have missed the pic of the floor pan. Jeez.
That rust on the body is far worse than the picture show to.
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This seller ccr_05 is the same guy that alot of folks over on FTE were calling out a few months ago as a big time crook, misrep most of his trucks and was even sued for some of his dishonest dealings on ebay...

IIRC, the mods over there finally got involved and deleted the thread due to feeling they (FTE) "could" be liable in some way...?

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Same douche that told me the S/Cab I bought
from him had a D60 and when I got the truck here it was a D44. He will say anything to sell a truck. I'd like to know where he keeps finding these.



That rust on the body is far worse than the picture show to.

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^^ This is a $20,000 vehicle? Ya okay. Must be the cost of living difference in Chicago.



Stock 302, 3g Alternator upgrade, Catco y-pipe/Cat to high flow muffler, AOD tranny w/remote filter, rebuilt BW 1356, sliding rear side windows
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^^ This is a $20,000 vehicle? Ya okay. Must be the cost of living difference in Chicago.
No really, its got the top of the line tint package. Its definitely worth it.
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A MERE $4500 will get you THIS beauty!!!

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1978 Ford f250
HAVE A RARE 1978 F-250 CREWCAB 2WD WHIT A 460 ENGINE ON IT
IT IS MY PROJECT AND I HAVEN'T LOOSE INTEREST ON IT BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT
IT IS A PART RIGHT NOW BUT ITS 75-80% DONE. ALL IT NEEDS IS SOMEBODY TO PUT IT TOGEDDER.
BODY IS BEN FIX ACCEPT FOR THE BED DRIVER SIDE (DONE BUT NEEDS TO BE SANDED AND PRIMED)
ROOF, FLOR PANS, GAS DOORS AND SIDE SIGNALS ARE SHAVED.
ENGINE IT'S BEN REBUILD AND RE PAINTED WHIT NEW WIRES AND HEADERS AND ALL THE MOUNTING ARE CRHOMED.
I HAVE A LOT OF NEW PARTS FOR THE TRUCK BUT ONCE AGAIN I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT.
I INCLUDE A PIC OF THE TRUCK BEFORE I START WORKING ON IT.
""RIMS AND ADAPTERS ARE NOT GOING""
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I think he's selling it to complete his English degree, so you know he's desperate to sell!!





Too bad those sweet "rims" dont go with it.

I think when he says "ROOF...AND SIDE SIGNALS ARE SHAVED," what he means is "Still has drip rails and factory rust holes on the roof, but I've filled them in with some tooth paste that I've mixed with toilet paper and the side marker lamp holes have had the lamps pulled out."

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Too bad those sweet "rims" dont go with it.
You mean don't go "WHIT" it.
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Clean 1996 ford bronco. Factory paint. Lifted 11 inches, 38 inch Mtzs in great shape. Clean frame. Interior in good shape with TVs in head rest and flip out with one 12 inch subwoofer. Extended driveshaft. 4.56 gears front and rear. Took the 302 out at 200,000 miles and put in a 351w that's has less then 5000 on it, with aftermarket heads, cam, rockers, springs, valves, timing chain, emissions delete, bigger fuel pump, bigger injectors, custom exaust, very clean under hood. Custome tune to keep it fuel injected. Asking 10,000 dollars
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