Now this ia a Kawaka Bird thread!
3 men were hanging out discussing the mysteries of life. Eventually the subject turned to the meanest animal in the world..
Fred- The meanest animal is a lion. He can tear anything apart.
Bill- No, the meanest animal is a grizzly bear. A grizzly is bigger & stronger than a lion & would destroy one in a minute.
Tom- You both are wrong. The meanest animal of all is a kawaka bird.
Bill- What's a kawaka bird?
Tom- He's the meanest animal in the whole world. He could eat both a lion & a bear up at the same time because he has 2 heads!
Fred- 2 heads? Really?
Tom- Yup. One at each end, so he can fight in front & behind at the same time.
Fred- If he has a head at both ends, how does he go to the bathroom?
Tom- What do you think makes him so mean?