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How do you say Papers please, commrade in America?

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When the TSA says it to me it's typically something along the lines of, "Read da sahn! READ DA SAHN! Yo papa. Yo papa. YO PAPA!"

The worst "welcome to America" gift is dealing with the shitty negro TSA thugs at the local airport. It made me want to hop on the plane and fly straight back to Germany.

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Damn dude, you got issues. I don't think I know of anyone, outside of Glenn Beck, so bent on finding things to complain about in the United States... AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!

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When the TSA says it to me it's typically something along the lines of, "Read da sahn! READ DA SAHN! Yo papa. Yo papa. YO PAPA!"

The worst "welcome to America" gift is dealing with the shitty negro TSA thugs at the local airport. It made me want to hop on the plane and fly straight back to Germany.

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Which magazine did you quote that from?

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Which magazine did you quote that from?
My Life.

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Oh, It sounds like something that would come off a report by Roland Martin, or Geraldo Rivera complaining about the inequalities of "African-Americans" in the U.S. In my opinion, hyphenated Americans, are not Americans at all. I guess saying that even pry's sympathy from the reader that suggests they need the hyphen because America refuses to assimilate them, rather than they assimilating themselves into America.

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Oh, It sounds like something that would come off a report by Roland Martin, or Geraldo Rivera complaining about the inequalities of "African-Americans" in the U.S. In my opinion, hyphenated Americans, are not Americans at all. I guess saying that even pry's sympathy from the reader that suggests they need the hyphen because America refuses to assimilate them, rather than they assimilating themselves into America.
It's simple, really. Non-hyphenated Americans have jobs, therefore they have no time to meddle in such menial and irrelevant affairs. Anyone who gives a shit about what you call him either has a vagina or too much time on his hands.

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I still think you stole it from the Roland Martin show.

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It's simple, really. Non-hyphenated Americans have jobs, therefore they have no time to meddle in such menial and irrelevant affairs. Anyone who gives a shit about what you call him either has a vagina or too much time on his hands.
I love this. Mind if I quote you to my sig?

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I love this. Mind if I quote you to my sig?
If the FSB gods don't mind I certainly don't.

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Is there a hyphen in ass-hole?

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Is there a hyphen in ass-hole?
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http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/...or-hyphen.html

I learned something new today. America had to elect a colored man as President before some colored folks would drop the Hyphen. Where have I been?

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When the TSA says it to me it's typically something along the lines of, "Read da sahn! READ DA SAHN! Yo papa. Yo papa. YO PAPA!"

The worst "welcome to America" gift is dealing with the shitty negro TSA thugs at the local airport. It made me want to hop on the plane and fly straight back to Germany.

Racis'.
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Damn dude, you got issues. I don't think I know of anyone, outside of Glenn Beck, so bent on finding things to complain about in the United States... AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!

Here's a tip for ya: There is a HUGE difference between 2 pills every 4 hours, and 4 pills every 2 hours. You might want to start reading your labels closer.
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In my opinion, hyphenated Americans, are not Americans at all. I guess saying that even pry's sympathy from the reader that suggests they need the hyphen because America refuses to assimilate them, rather than they assimilating themselves into America.
^ this
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It's simple, really. Non-hyphenated Americans have jobs, therefore they have no time to meddle in such menial and irrelevant affairs. Anyone who gives a shit about what you call him either has a vagina or too much time on his hands.
^ this too
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