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Stolen from another forum, so sorry if it was a :repost:. Man, did it make me :histerica:histerica:histerica...

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the [email protected] Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the [email protected] Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
 

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thats pretty old
 

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Never read that. Thats awomse!!! I just sent it to the wife. If I dont post anymore you know why. :D :D
 

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Thats f'n great!
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it is old... and it's supposed to be March 23rd... and it's steak and BJ day... not steak & bj & stfu day...

and I actually celebrate it... have been for 5 years...

last year she got me a humidor and stuffed flank steak (mushrooms & bacon) and I didn't do the usual *set it on her head* we actually ate together... I decided to seperate the two activities...

It's really a toss up.. serperate activities is tight.. and so is mixing them together hehehe...
 

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You guys need a special day for that?

your doing it wrong! :goodfinge
 

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I guess my guy is out of luck, since I don't give a crap about Valentines Day.
 
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