[WhiteBronc2]

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He would toss
them in the air and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell
into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out, but only succeeded to push it in deeper. He
called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying, they got worried and
decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their
daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.


The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew
out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing, and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen
for something to eat.


Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father. The mother said, "That's
wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows
up?"


The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"

 

[1978BEAST]

hahahahaha :histerica

 

[junedick]

That's pretty good!

 

[Bronco Rob]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!

 

[waltman]

:histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica

 

[Spazmo]

Where do people come up with this.......... :histerica

 

[swampbronc]

Little billy went to the horse auction with his dad.As his dad walked down each row of horses he would run his hand down the horses chest,then the horses rear & legs. Little billy asks his dad why do you do that to the horses dad? because i want to know if the horse is in good condition before i buy it. Why little billy? Because i think the UPS man wants to buy mom.

 

[TheUnforgiven]

A man was standing in line at Target.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get
condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to
the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him
to
drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom
and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."


A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
register
he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he
said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
reached
over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said...
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"Cleanup, Register 5"

 

[topfisherman]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[89StockBronc]

A man was standing in line at Target.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get
condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to
the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him
to
drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom
and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."


A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
register
he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he
said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
reached
over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said...
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"Cleanup, Register 5"

ugh i had 2 read that while i was eating... :cry