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RESIDENT ASSHOLE
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A Politically Incorrect Little Bo-Peep

Miss Flossie

Little Bo-Peep, the slimy creep,
Was a man - the rhymes were all wrong.
With a leering swagger, the evil sheep shagger, would
"Mek 'em bleat!", for that was his song.

Then one fateful day, in a field far away,
Flossie grew frisky and mean.
With a blood-curdling bleat, she spun on her feet,
And in two, his manhood, bit clean.

With a dreadful shriek, heard into next week,
Bo-Peep went from he to a she.
So now Bo wears frocks and long golden locks,
Watching the sheep running free.

Don't look so pale! There's a moral to this tale,
It may seem a bit of a puzzle;
But when shagging sheep, remember to keep
One hand firm on their muzzle... :goodfinge


Happy Birthday shagger :beer
 

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2 words



DUCT TAPE



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College User
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:stupid Happy Birthday.
 

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FSB's Bastard Child
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Alright. Beers for all. Little bo-beep to. They are less likely to bite under the influence...I hear.
 

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RESIDENT ASSHOLE
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Yes ,I know I've posted this before.It just seems to be a good day to repost it.Happy Birthday Shagger............:goodfinge

 

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happy b-day to you. dont listen to everyone giving you a hard time. enjoy yourself, we need someone to point and laff at.
 

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Engineer
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Happy birthday
 

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Roller rockers are gay
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happy birthday don!
 
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