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An American touring Spain stopped at
a local restaurant following a day of
sightseeing. While sipping his sangria,
he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look
good, the smell was wonderful.


He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"


The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"



The American, though momentarily daunted, said,
"What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"


The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you
come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to
save you this delicacy!"


The next morning, the American returned, placed
his order, and then that evening he was served
the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents
of his platter, he called to the waiter and said...


"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"


The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

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Joes93Bronco said:
actually i was hopin she was gonna post pics of herself sayin she was Spanish :brownbag
If I was gonna do that I would have to title it Hawaiian delicacy :rofl:
 

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OMG I'm so glad I was not drinking anything when I got to that punchline!!! :rofl:
 

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Joes93Bronco said:
actually i was hopin she was gonna post pics of herself sayin she was Spanish :brownbag
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what part of hawaii you get family?
 

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OH ya me too,lived in kapaa for 20+ years than moved to lihue about 5 years ago
 
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