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A story with a moral.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing
was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It
had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with
it just come up and get me." I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached
the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards
my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family." The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

FSB's Bastard Child
2,047 Posts
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'd wait till dad left, and make my way back in the house.:goodfinge :goodfinge :thumbup
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