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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
 

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My wife and kids were bugging me for a dog last year and I protested because they wanted a poodle. Needless to say they won. Wouldn't you know that little bitch jumped on my recliner and fell asleep at my feet the first night home. I didn't want to like her, but I love her. She goes wheeling with us and loves it. Yeah I walk a poodle, so what. :goodfinge
 

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:rolleyes: Not that there's anything wrong with a grown man walking a poodle...We definitely get attached to them, don't we.
 

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great post jah. i have 4 dags and my house is pretty interesting. i don't have any poodles, but they are great dogs. some folks think they are frou-frou, but really they are hunting dogs (the fullsize ones anyway). the big ones are very impressive and have enormous canines that you would not want to feel biting you. the smaller ones bred for companionship are about as loyal as it gets.
 

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bnkrtstk said:
My wife and kids were bugging me for a dog last year and I protested because they wanted a poodle. Needless to say they won. Wouldn't you know that little bitch jumped on my recliner and fell asleep at my feet the first night home. I didn't want to like her, but I love her. She goes wheeling with us and loves it. Yeah I walk a poodle, so what. :goodfinge
A dog is a dog, the only difference between a Great Dane and Cocker Spaniel is their size.

The wife adopted a Pomeranian a couple of months ago, and I just figured that me and Raider (our Aussie) would keep to our selves and leave the woman and her "girly" dog alone. Yeah right. Now I wake up every morning with an extra pillow, a little orange hairy one that has a cute little snore. I do think that Raider loves him more than anyone though, the two are inseperable now.
 

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ScorpionBoy said:
great post jah. i have 4 dags and my house is pretty interesting. i don't have any poodles, but they are great dogs. some folks think they are frou-frou, but really they are hunting dogs (the fullsize ones anyway). the big ones are very impressive and have enormous canines that you would not want to feel biting you. the smaller ones bred for companionship are about as loyal as it gets.

When she gets her hair cut she looks like a foo-foo ankle biter. But she is patient with the kids, smart as a whip, easy to train, and loyal to no end. Not to mention she doesn't shed. :thumbup
 

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Damn you, Jah!:banghead Now I want a puppy even more!:cry
 

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The non-shedding part would be great to have...my wife is constantly chasing after dust bunnies in our house. Labs shed horribly, especially in Florida in the summer.
 
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