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A man was standing in line at Target.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get
condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to
the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him
to
drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom
and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."


A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
register
he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he
said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
reached
over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said...
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"Cleanup, Register 5"
 

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saw that cuming :toothless
 
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