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An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his
first baseball game. The first batter approached the
batters' box, took a few swings and then hits a
double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run,
Run". The next batter hits a single & the Irishman
listened as the crowd again cheered "RUN, RUN"!! The
Irishman enjoyed the game & began screaming with the
fans. The fifth batter came up and four balls went
by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started
his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stood up
and screamed, "R-R-Run ye lazy bastard, run!" The
people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the
Irishman sat back down. A friendly fan noted the
man's embarrassment, leaned over and explained "He
can't run -- he's got four balls." The Irishman
stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad."


*ROTF*
 
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