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This is what happens to an unfortunate bird when it meets the front end of an 86 Bronco at ~85mph.....

Yes it can go that fast.... (The truck not the bird....)









Yes, the bird recieved a proper burial..... Much easier to stuff him between the radiator and the grill than it was to get him out....


Anyone else got interesting photos?
 

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I hit a turkey doing about 40 mph on the way to school one morning sucker just rolled like a ball over my roof shame there was no meat left
 

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ol'red90 said:
I hit a turkey doing about 40 mph on the way to school one morning sucker just rolled like a ball over my roof shame there was no meat left
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I hit a Mule Deer doing 75 , just bent my bumper back a bit and busted my headlight. didnt do to much damage really. when i hit her she got sucked under the truck. had some jerky hanging from the front diff though hehe

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I hit a deer in a '67 Pontiac Bonneville and that sucker messed up my grille, radiator n smashed up the front bumper...{He, She..was a big F'ckr}...It did not just freeze, it ran accross the road while I was headed up North a few Moons ago.

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These are great stories.... where are the pics????
 
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My wife killed 4 birds in the excursion on the same day. A new household record, the previous one was 2.

My dad had a 78 bronco and hit a bird once. I remember him out there cursing at it using a pencil to free it from the hot radiator. Nasty toasted bird.

I have hit 2 seven gallon buckets, a few road alligators have flown up into my grill and i have crushed a few bunny rabbits.
 

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I was driving with a friend of mine in his 2 week old focus . He hit a deer on I80 doing about 75 result one very dead deer and one brand new focus totaled
 

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No dead animals on my part...I did,however, run over a 5 gallon bucket of white paint that fell of a painters truck...I thought i was a regular bucket so "accidently" ran it over only to find out that it was white paint...HHEHEHEHE Thank goodness for rattle can olive drab...Also thank God there was no one walking on the sidewalk at the time because they wouldve been all white =)
 

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nissan extended cab with 4 inch lift vs deer at 45 mph

 

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I hit a deer in my 80 Corrolla at about 35 mph. The toy car didn't do too well, neither did the deer.
 

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In June my brother hit a group of birds going about 70 mph down I-5, we think we hot about 6-8 birds, lots of gut and blood
 

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lol i hit a bird onetime at like 25, it made the sweetest sound.i waS laughing so hard i almost swearved and hit a stop sign. then the other time i was in my friends car and he purposely swearved to hit this skunk and dam you could feal it bouncing underneath the car and seeing it roll away as we passed.
 

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lol i hit a bird onetime at like 25, it made the sweetest sound.i waS laughing so hard i almost swearved and hit a stop sign. then the other time i was in my friends car and he purposely swearved to hit this skunk and dam you could feal it bouncing underneath the car and seeing it roll away as we passed.

Hitting things on accident is one thing and in the aftermath can be funny.... swerving on purpose is retarded.... tell your friend to get a life....
 

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i can understand swerving if your going to hit something cool, but a skunk!?!? every time it hits the bottom of your truck it would leave its stench :toothless


i hit a porcupine at about 65 last summer, i had to stop and pull the quills out of my tire with my leatherman.
 
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