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They call me "MR FLAT TIRE"
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from the lists....

don't usually post this stuff but figured some of you might enjoy this.




Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...
You
know you're in California when......

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is
named Breeze.

5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm
donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.

8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
US

13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
chaps. You don't even notice.

14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing
the
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
really IS
George Clooney.

15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman
who
delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
drag.

17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH 2003."

19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because
Billy
Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.

20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all
busy with their cells or pagers.

21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

24. The Terminator is your new governor.
 

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sounds a lot like New York..... well... except for the last one :toothless
 

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Arnold did beat up Ventura in Running Man. Is he going by the Gropenator or the Governator? Arnold Schwartzengroper?

Plus Ventura was the second one killed in Predator...so he is clearly not as tough as Arnold.
 

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4xPepe` said:
HEY... is the POT Legal?
not sure if that was a joke nor not :brownbag

but california voters voted to make MEDICINAL pot legal. But unfortunately the feds don't care what state law is so they've been busting people who grow medicinal pot :mad:
 

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Jon0807 said:
not sure if that was a joke nor not :brownbag
Actually JON it was. I'm a bit of an activist (to put it lightly) myself on this subject. But thanks and keep voting... eventually enough states will get the balls to standup and the FEDS can't continue to ignore it forever.

HIJACK OVER... move along folks, nothing to see here. :goodfinge
 

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They call me "MR FLAT TIRE"
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Re: Re: Californians are not immune....

Queen of the Forest said:
Hey!! I resemble that remark! :beer :toothless :thumbup
prove it.... :toothless :brownbag :thumbup
 
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