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copied and pasted from the web

This says it all. Tell an American to read this!!


SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have colured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.

oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!

I AM CANADIAN!!!
 

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EvilBronc said:
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

25. And we don't bomb our allies.

10.... definatly not true


25..... definatly not funny!
 

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13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

maybe its because you guys like never fight in a war?:shrug . Thats like switzerland has the biggest swiss population that never surrendered in any war EVER.:goodfinge
 

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maybe its because you guys like never fight in a war?

Ummm yaa... I do believe this last "war" was the only one Canada's sat out on. And, oddly enough, there are still plenty (not plenty like 85,000, though) of Canuck soldiers over there.

Or, did you mean "fight" in a war? Like, actually do anything, 'cuz then you'd have an interesting point. :D :cool: :p ;)


...and 81Bronk36 has obviously never experienced the sheer glory of Timmy's. Mmmmm mmmmm good. While it's not comparable to Starbucks coffee or pricing ($3.50 for a cafe mocha? I think not.) it beats the hell out of anything 7-11, Micky D's, Phillips 66, Conoco, Total, or even good 'ol Dunkin' Donuts has to offer. :beer
 

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EvilBronc said:
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
I have a few people I'd like to send up for a nice dogsledding vacation......
 

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Amen to be Canadian....
 

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funny that most anything worth a shit on that list went to the USA to make money and left it's "roots" behind :goodfinge

funny .. isn't that called "brain drain" nowadays :shrug





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25..... definatly not funny!
and that's just too fawken bad. we deal with the superiorority complex handed out all the time and with usual decent humour. I'm curious to see how it would all unfold if we slag your country. I'd bet there would be a whole bunch of chest beating. carry on ya fawken bullies :goodfinge
 

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funny .. isn't that called "brain drain" nowadays
ya it is. rape ever country on earth for what it has to offer ,and call it your own
 

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Jeezus Nobs....4 post in a row, You whore.

Damn Canucks.:goodfinge
 

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Drilim said:
Jeezus Nobs....4 post in a row, You whore.

Damn Canucks.:goodfinge
hey....at least it's not in the I know you are ,(say something about the person above you)but what am I ? thread :toothless
 

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hey....at least it's not in the I know you are ,(say something about the person above you)but what am I ? thread :toothless
We can make this one of those...:goodfinge
 

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NOBS! said:
and that's just too fawken bad. we deal with the superiorority complex handed out all the time and with usual decent humour. I'm curious to see how it would all unfold if we slag your country. I'd bet there would be a whole bunch of chest beating. carry on ya fawken bullies :goodfinge
Ok just felt bad cuz I sorta resemble that remark.... May those soldiers that lost there lives on that range in Africa be in a better place now.

and about the DD coffee... I wouldnt know about the coffee.... I hate that crap!!

Chocolate frosted doughnuts are the shiznit!!
 
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