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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish............................. .49
Adventurous........... Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking...................Mooooooo.
Beautiful........................ Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former slut.
New-Age........................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................! .No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing......... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.......................B*tch.
Voluptuous..Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with with that outfit = I'm gay
 

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All true stuff
 

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Some needed changes are required on a few of these. Okay now that is better.

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = For sex & you need a protein shot.
2. I am sleepy = So you'll have to get on top again.
3. I am tired = I'll be fine with just a good BJ.
4. Nice dress = Won't get in the way when I bend her over!
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11. I don't think those shoes go with with that outfit = So just take everything off and give me sex.:rockon
 

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10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?
yup!
 
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