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But I had my first Starbucks coffie the other night.

Drove a few people out to get some pizza and then they wanted to stop for Starbucks. First time in a Starbucks ever and it was funny when one girl spilled her full cup all over the table and onto my buddy Jason's pants. In the confusion she was given two replacement coffees so I took the second one. Took me the whole way home to drink it and that was with a stop at Kohls too. Seems that Jason's girlfriend wanted him to have new pants and she insisted we stop at Kohls (been in one of those before though). Normally don't buy clothes unless on clearance, but saw this shirt and had to buy it...



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adrianspeeder said:
But I had my first Starbucks coffie the other night.





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Did they card you . I don't know if your old enough to handle your Starbucks.:rofl:
 

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hate coffee, but they got a good vanilla frappacino
 

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Wow! I'm impressed. Whew, a coffee. You are one heck of a hell raiser. You party animal you. Can I have your autograph?
 

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that, my friend, is called livin the high life... :thumbup

next thing ya know, you'll be living in a room full of glass tables, white powder, and razor blades... pixie stix anyone?
 

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adrianspeeder said:
But I had my first Starbucks coffie the other night.

Drove a few people out to get some pizza and then they wanted to stop for Starbucks. First time in a Starbucks ever and it was funny when one girl spilled her full cup all over the table and onto my buddy Jason's pants. In the confusion she was given two replacement coffees so I took the second one. Took me the whole way home to drink it and that was with a stop at Kohls too. Seems that Jason's girlfriend wanted him to have new pants and she insisted we stop at Kohls (been in one of those before though). Normally don't buy clothes unless on clearance, but saw this shirt and had to buy it...



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Adrian you are skinny enough. you dont need caffiene you need a ham sandwich and some good ole sothern cooking.
 

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84x4bronco said:
next thing ya know, you'll be living in a room full of glass tables, white powder, and razor blades... pixie stix anyone?
sounds like you have experience.....
 

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actually, i was the only one out of all my high school buddies to pass on the drugs and get to school. technically, i have had experience, because i'd go over to their place and it'd look like a scene out of fear and loathing in las vegas. kind of entertaining :rofl:
 

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Hate to ruin your Starbucks experiance Adrian, but....

This is Jackie Mason's take on Starbuck's. Be sure to remember Jackie
>Mason's (New York Jewish) voice as you read.
>
>STARBUCKS
>
>If I said to you, "I have a great idea for a business.
>I'll open a whole new t! ype of coffee shop. Instead of charging 60
>cents for
>coffee, I'll charge $2.50, $3.50, $4.50, and $5.50. Not only that, I'll
>have no tables, no chairs, no water, no free refills, no waiters, no
>busboys, serve it in cardboard cups, and have the customer clean it up
>for
>20 minutes after they're finished."
>
>Would you say to me, "That's the greatest idea for a business I ever
>heard!
>We can open a chain of these all over the world!" No, you would put me
>right into a sanitarium.
>
>And it's burnt coffee!
>It's burnt coffee at Starbuck's, be honest about it.
>If you get burnt coffee in a coffee shop, you call a cop.
>You say, "It's the bottom of the pot. I don't drink from the bottom of
>the
>pot.
>But when it's burnt at Starbuck's, they say, "Oh, it's a special roast.
>It's a special bean from
>Argentina....."
>
>The bean is in your head!!!
>I know burnt!!!
>You want coffee in a coffee shop, that's 60 cents.
>But at Starbuck's, if! it's Cafe Latte: $3.50.
>Cafe Creamier: $4.50.
>Caffe Suisse: $9.50.
>For each French word, another four dollars.
>Why does a little cream in coffee make it worth $3.50?
>Go into any coffee shop; they'll give you all the cream you want until
>you're blue in the face.
>40 million people are walking around in coffee shops with pitchers of
>cream:
>"Here's all the cream you want!" And it's still 60 cents.
>You know why? Because it's called "coffee."
>You want cinnamon in your coffee?
>Ask for cinnamon in a coffee shop; they'll give you all the cinnamon you
>want.
>Do they ask you for more money because it's cinnamon? It's the same
>price
>for cinnamon in your coffee as for coffee without cinnamon - 60 cents,
>that's it.
>
>But not in Starbucks. Over there, it's Cinnamonnier - $9.50.
>You want a refill in a regular coffee shop, they'll give you all the
>refills you want until you drop dead.
>You can come in when you're 27 and keep drinking co! ffee until you're
>98,
>and they'll start begging you: "Here, You want more coffee?"
>Do you know that you can't get a refill at Starbucks?
>A refill is a dollar fifty, two refills, $4.50. Three refills, $19.50.
>So, for four cups of coffee - $35.00.
>
>And there're no chairs in those Starbucks. Instead, they have these high
>stools. You ever see these stools? You haven't been on a chair that high
>since you were two. Seventy-three year old Jews are climbing and
>climbing
>to get to the top of the chair. And when they get to the top, they can't
>even drink the coffee because there's 12 people around one little table,
>and everybody's saying, "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me....." Then they
>can'tget off the chair. Old Jews are begging Gentiles, "Mister, could
>you
>get me off this?"
>
>Do you remember what a cafeteria was? In poor neighborhoods all over
>this
>country, they went to a cafeteria because there were no waiters and no
>service. And so po! or people could save money on a tip. Cafeterias
>didn't
>have regular tables or chairs either. They gave coffee to you in a
>cardboard cup. So because of that you paid less for the coffee. You got
>less, so you paid less. It's all the same at Starbucks - no chairs, no
>service, a cardboard cup for your coffee - except in Starbucks, the less
>you get, the more it costs. By the time they give you nothing, it's
>worth
>four times as much!
>
>Am I exaggerating? Did you ever try to buy a cookie in Starbuck's? Buy a
>cookie in a regular coffee shop. You can tear down a building with that
>cookie. And the whole cookie is 60 cents. At Starbuck's, you're going to
>have to hire a detective to find that cookie, and it's $9.50. And you
>can't
>put butter on it because they want extra. Do you know that if you buy a
>bagel, you pay extra for cream cheese in Starbuck's? Cream cheese,
>another
>60 Cents. A knife to put it on, 32 cents. If it reaches the bagel, 48
>cents.Tha! t bagel costs you $3.12. And they don't give you the butter
>or the
>creamcheese. They don't give it to you. They tell you where it is. "Oh,
>you
>want butter? It's over there. Cream cheese? Over here. Sugar? Sugar is
>here."
>
>Now you become your own waiter. You walk around with a tray. "I'll take
>the
>cookie. Where's the butter? The butter's here. Where's the cream cheese?
>The cream cheese is there." You walked around for an hour and a half
>selecting items, and then the guy at the cash register has a glass in
>front
>of him that says "Tips." You're waiting on tables for an hour, and you
>owe
>him money?
>
>Then there's a sign that says please clean it up when you're finished.
>They
>don't give you a waiter or a busboy. Now you've become the janitor. Now
>you
>have to start cleaning up the place. Old Jews are walking around
>Cleaning
>up Starbuck's. "Oh, he's got dirt too? Wait, I'll clean this up." They
>clean up the place for an hour and a half. Starb! uck's can only get
>away
>with it because they have French titles for everything, %$#%^&*.
>
>And I say this with the highest respect, because I don't like to talk
>about People.



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that about sums it up
 

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i think starbucks is pretty good coffee... better than most so-called gourmet places around.... i cringe at paying that much for coffee but luckily i've usually had friends that worked or managed there.... nothing beats an iced cafe' mocha
 

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84x4bronco said:
actually, i was the only one out of all my high school buddies to pass on the drugs and get to school. technically, i have had experience, because i'd go over to their place and it'd look like a scene out of fear and loathing in las vegas. kind of entertaining :rofl:
:histerica i know what you mean...its fun messing with people when they are stoned...they are really paranoid :toothless
 
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