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CheeseBurger Milkshake!!
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You flush a turd and it floats back to the top?

You shart as you're stepping out of the shower?

You lactate uncontrollably in public?

You kiss your girlfriend only find out your pubes are stuck in her braces?






I'm bored, that is all......
 

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Lick my balls
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What is a shart?

I hate it when I have to take a dump only minutes after stepping out of the shower.
 

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CheeseBurger Milkshake!!
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As did I. I was writing down random shit that came to mind.
 

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Lick my balls
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dude idk about you but i stopped dating girls with braces in the second grade
OK, so girls in grade 2 with braces are out. What are you saying, girls in the second grade without braces are ok, or they have to be a bit older?:toothless
 

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CheeseBurger Milkshake!!
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damn the yak is bored tonight
Bored and stressed, yes I am. I've been so stressed this last week, I had to resort to sleeping pills for the first time in my life. Not a good week for me.
 

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You flush a turd and it floats back to the top?
Yep and it happens all too often. Got a better toilet doesn't happen as often now.

You shart as you're stepping out of the shower?
Yep and when others ask why the water stopped and started again I say "Missed some shampoo."

You lactate uncontrollably in public?
You really need to get that checked out...

You kiss your girlfriend only find out your pubes are stuck in her braces?
Hey at least they are mine....




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