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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the > other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go > home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get > to
the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take > my
shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get >
undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and >
yells at me for staying out so late!" > > His buddy looks at him and says,
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong > approach. I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the stairs, > throw my shoes in the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, > "WHO'S
HORNY".....?!!!! and she acts like she's sound asleep.
 
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