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came down me on email, sorry if this is a repeat

Jeff Foxworthy comedy routine--You might be from the
> Pacific Northwest if:
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> 1. You know the state flower (mildew).
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> 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper
> in the trash.
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> 3. You use the statement "sun break" and know what
> it means.
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> 4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
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> 5. You know more people who own boats than air
> conditioners.
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> 6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice
> restaurant.
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> 7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain
> without an umbrella waiting
> for the "Walk" signal.
>
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> 8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not
> recently erupted, it is
> not a real mountain.
>
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> 9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks,
> Seattle's Best, and
> Veneto's.
>
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> 10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho,
> and Sockeye salmon.
>
>
> 11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup,
> Issaquah, Oregon, and
> Willamette.
>
>
> 12.You consider swimming an indoor sport.
>
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> 13. You can tell the difference between Japanese,
> Chinese and Thai food.
>
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> 14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come
> home in the dark while
> only working eight-hour days.
>
>
> 15. You never go camping without waterproof matches
> and a poncho.
>
>
> 16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers
> followed by rain," and
> "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
>
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> 17. You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sun
> breaks".
>
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> 18. You have no concept of humidity without
> precipitation.
>
>
> 19. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not
> just a state of mind.
>
>
> 20. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if
> you cannot see
> through the cloud cover.
>
>
> 21. You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a
> pretty day and you can
> actually see it.
>
>
> 22. You put on your shorts and fire up the barbecue
> when the temperature
> gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and
> parka.
>
>
> 23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about
> 60, but keep the socks on.
>
>
> 24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a
> mountain.
>
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> 25. You think people who use umbrellas are either
> wimps or tourists.
>
>
> 26. You knew immediately that the view out of
> Frasier's window was fake.
>
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> 27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you
> can't find the old ones
> after such a long time.
> Or better yet, you continue to wear your sunglasses
> on cloudy and rainy days.
>
>
> 28. You measure distance in drive time.
>
>
> 29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the
> same day.
>
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> 30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
>
>
> 31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
> wife knows how to use them.
>
>
> 32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> under a raincoat.
>
>
> 33. You know all the important seasons: Almost
> Winter, Winter, Still
> Raining (Spring),
> Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season
> (Fall).

34. You actually understand these jokes and forward
> them to all your
> friends in the Northwest or those who used to live
> here!
 

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DeepSeaSnake said:
25. You think people who use umbrellas are either
> wimps or tourists.
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> Or better yet, you continue to wear your sunglasses
> on cloudy and rainy days.
:histerica :histerica


OMG First off when i was a kid we DID make fun of the kids with umbrellas!!!


and secondly i took off my sunglasses to read this


:lolup :lolup

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DeepSeaSnake said:
> 31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
> wife knows how to use them.

>34. You actually understand these jokes and forward
> them to all your
> friends in the Northwest or those who used to live
> here!
dont ya think some of these also are a definiton for redneck? lol i know i come close!
 
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