"I dont mind heavy guys, skinny guys, short guys, tall guys, little boys, old men, trust fund babies, chronically unemployed slackers, convenience-store clerks, rat catchers, drug addicts, or rock starss. i like all kinds. but that doesent mean that i'll let all kinds into my bed."
(thats right before she gives the 10 commandments.. .)
Lemme tell ya folks it dont really matter that beer drinkin never really made ya any fatter...its all those nights on the couch with the Shiner Bock beer. And after 12 years worth of Copenhagen I finally found out that I was mistaken, its not gonna be somethin to add years to my life. So thats why I'm still dipping and today eavh and every mornin I hear momma say "That shit's gonna get ya if the women don't get ya first".