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Everybody's Favorite Quote

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It's been a long time since we had a thread that just had everybody's favorite quote in it.

Mine is from Outlaw Josie Wales:
Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining
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You eat like a **** at a carpet sale!
Interesting, one of my favorites is also from Outlaw Josie Wales:
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' son.
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
I wish I knew how to quit you

thats one I'll remember for a while
"I dont mind heavy guys, skinny guys, short guys, tall guys, little boys, old men, trust fund babies, chronically unemployed slackers, convenience-store clerks, rat catchers, drug addicts, or rock starss. i like all kinds. but that doesent mean that i'll let all kinds into my bed."
Jenna Jameson

(thats right before she gives the 10 commandments.. .)
MikE2 said:
"I wish I knew how to quit you"

thats one I'll remember for a while
I lost that picture of Ken when SM went down:cry

I have to meny to list.
MikE2 said:
thats one I'll remember for a while
damn, thats the one i was gonna post

Sway said:
I lost that picture of Ken when SM went down:cry

I have to meny to list.
damnit :cry
“I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.”
There is a couple i like....

"Life without risk is death" it was on the sign in front of a prison down by where i live.

and the one in my sig line, it's latin and loosely translates to "If you want peace, prepare for war"

There are a ton i have seen that i like, i just can't remember them right now.
Also from outlaw josie wales

The Buzzrds gotta eat, (spit on dead guys forehead) the same as the worms
The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war. I used to say that when I was running the "fat boys" during their mandatory PT when I was in the Navy(they didn't like me much).

If it won't budge hit it harder or get a bigger hammer.

There's no such thing as an ugly woman when your D*** is in her mouth.(I said that, most guys agree, women don't think it's funny)
"taste's like chicken"
"Is Heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans."
A gold star to whoever guesses what that's from.

Tommy R said:
A gold star to whoever guesses what that's from.

Futurama.... :thumbup
son, your running around like a blind dog in a meat factory- football coach to the stupid kid
Lemme tell ya folks it dont really matter that beer drinkin never really made ya any fatter...its all those nights on the couch with the Shiner Bock beer. And after 12 years worth of Copenhagen I finally found out that I was mistaken, its not gonna be somethin to add years to my life. So thats why I'm still dipping and today eavh and every mornin I hear momma say "That shit's gonna get ya if the women don't get ya first".
"Racing, makes a crack addiction seem like a vague want for something salty."
"protection from what? ze Germans?"
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