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It's your first time, as you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searcing for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he would be. He looks deeply into your eyes and tells you to trust him--he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel a slight trickle of blood as he contines. He looks at you concerned and asks if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something burst within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn, yet rewarding experience.

...And you smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled!


Get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!!
 

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be rougher next time
 

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I thought we were reading a scene from Brokeback Mountain.
 

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MatthewC said:
I thought we were reading a scene from Brokeback Mountain.

:rofl: :histerica :rofl: :histerica :rofl: :histerica :rofl: :histerica


or like a local radio personallity said "bareback mountian"
 

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Ptack1 said:
if that was he real first time. The story would be over in one sentance.
And he would have cried afterwards
 
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