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green ones make me horny
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A guy named Brent receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when Brent arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in
the last row in the corner of the stadium. He's closer to the Goodyear Blimp
than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Brent sees through his binoculars
an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yardline. He decides to
take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security
guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, Brent asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me,
is anyone sitting here"?
The man says "No."
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Brent again
inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right
mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use! it?!"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been together at since we got married in 1968."
"Well, that's really sad," said Brent, "but still, you couldn't find anyone
to take the seat? A friend or close relative"?
"No," the man replies, "They're all at the funeral."

Lick my balls
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that's an old one, but funny.

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