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A blond police officer pulls over a blond in a convertible sports car
for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some

The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blond police officer tells her "It's that thing with your picture on

The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,
opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to
the blond cop.

After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her
eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says,
"If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you
over we could have avoided this whole thing

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good one. i've heard it before, but it's still good.

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A blonde is driving down the road one day, when she looks off into this pasture and about 250 yards away is another blonde in a rowboat. This gets the firsts blondes curiosity up so she pulls over. Sitting in her car watching she notices that the other blonde is casting a fishing lure out into the pasture and reeling it back in. The blonde in the car gets out and walks over close to the edge of the fence...but keeps her distance a bit, and yells to the blonde in the boat "Heeyyy, whatcha doing???" The blonde in the boat responds "DUH! I'm fishing!!, what the hell does it look like I'm doing??" The blonde from the car is furious...Not cause the blonde was smartassed to her but because she was so stupid...she yells back "You stupid bitch...everybody knows that cows are in pastures....not fish!!! It's because of dumbass blondes like you that all the rest of us blondes get picked on!!"

"And if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!!!!"
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