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its gay, but enjoy!

An airline's passenger cabin was being served
by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a
good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to
descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would
be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that
a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly
turned her
head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up bitch."

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