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Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They want to ban moonshine.
6. They are the reason gas prices increase.
7. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
 

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That would work
 

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being from alabama that is a damn good joke. i was laughing my ass off.
 

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imlikeojnow said:
being from alabama that is a damn good joke. i was laughing my ass off.
Looks like you got a healthy sense of humour !

I'm thinking we should add;

8. They sabotaged Skynyrd's plane.
 

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aww hell naw they didn't stabatage lynyrd's plane!!

Where my gun, i am going to shoot me some towelheads!!
 

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Sixlitre said:
Looks like you got a healthy sense of humour !

I'm thinking we should add;

8. They sabotaged Skynyrd's plane.

sure do and its even funnier cause its true:thumbup
 

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One good thing, i wouldnt run out of ammo over there. That is since i have an AK :thumbup.
 

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your right you wouldnt

go and kill some towelheads :rockon :rockon

:histerica :histerica :histerica
 

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Sixlitre said:
Redneck Special Forces
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They want to ban moonshine.
6. They are the reason gas prices increase.
7. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
All that and sabatoged Skynyrd's plane
Ma git my gun I'm gonna go out towl head huntin:enforce
 

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The Army sent me on a Camel Hunting expodition. But I had to come home to get retrained. I kept missing the camels and hitting the jockey.
 

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Im ready to get on the boat.
 
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