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One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to
function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can
drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM IHOP excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.


>>> Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.)
Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

>>> Five Star Hangover, (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....



THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing kareokee
 

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Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM IHOP excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
this is what mine are, in my 31 years of some hard (at times) drinking I really have never had a "hangover", just a little "off" the next day :toothless and remove the IHOP and insert the waffle house and a couple BLT's at three AM and we're on :thumbup
 

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:stupid Waffle House rocks when you're loaded! Hashbrowns covered, smothered, chunked and all that sh!t, nothin beats it!
 

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I've had a level five once two - 'cept you have to insert the gash over my eye that I couldn't remember how I got, different clothes than what I was wearing the night before, and the poison ivy I had for at least two months and only got worse b/c I never realized I'd been that close to get and just assumed my skin was dry!

Other than that, I generally fluctuate between a three and a four - it took me a while to figure out that my body can't handle the alcohol well. :(
 

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I've been to level 5 a few times, the last was my cousins b-day party. We started the night at Embassey Suites hotel, we had rooms there a little pricey but they have a open bar from like 6pm until about 10pm. After losing count of the free mixed drinks and time running out we finished the night at the local nudie bar where I finished the night drinking beers. I had hooked up with a girl that was friend with my cousin, but we both got to drunk to do anything. I was still drunk when we checked out the next morning.
 

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Well, I was at level 5 ONCE and that was just a year ago. :toothless Got body damage on that one....hit my head on the wall behind me and with my super human reflexes I in turn went forward and hit my head on the table even harder.......thank goodness I was home........I and had family support at the time :thumbup who seemed to leave in a hurry when the entire bottle of Hot Damn, 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilla desided to make an apperance! :shocked I love my family. LOL
But usually it's between 2 and 3. :D
 

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ks1162 said:
Waffle House rocks when you're loaded! Hashbrowns covered, smothered, chunked and all that sh!t, nothin beats it!
Yeah, me too...I don't go to IHOP....I'm boycotting cause they don't recognize my second ammendments rights!!:mad: So I take my money else where!!! :rebelflag
 
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