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Seen this on a local board and thought a few of them were pretty good, blow me if it's a repost :thumbup

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.:toothless

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot :toothless

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter :toothless

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.:goodfinge
 

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If i keep the rpm above 4000 i don't hear my valves rattle.:toothless :goodfinge
 

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chevy motto has been if it don't leak then it ain't going to last long. when it quits leaking watchout it is fixing to break!!!!
 

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